Wifely Expectations

Yeah, I read some of the highlights at Pandagon. Any woman willing to put up with that schmuck's bullshit deserves exactly what she gets. Hopefully she has some older brothers willing to take him out to the woods and beat the stupid out of him.
 
All I have to say is, if the guy was my husband and he tried to give me something like that ... well you think Lorena Bobbit was bad with her hubby? Just wait til I got done with the above jerkoff.

I'd also come back with a counter-contract for him to sign. I can guarantee he'd be changing his mind about me signing his after he read mine.

There's some real mental cases in this world. Sick, just sick.
 
lol, my wife and I had a good laugh at reading that ridiculous ass contract. That guy didnt want a wife...he wanted a slave.
 
Good Lord... You see? This is why I sit at my computer all day only venturing out into the wild to eat or to go upgrade my computer, dammit!!!!!!!!!!!

But on a serious note.... This man should be beaten to death with a sex toy he was going to use to "rape" his wife. Fucking sicko... This is also why I've lost all hope in over half of the human race. :badwords: :badwords: :badwords: :banghead3: :banghead3:
 
-.- my, god... i MIGHT be able to understand a few of the sex parts if he was the hornyest damn man on earth, but come on... he wanted a sex slave, not a wife. ...you know, there are places in colorado to get those, he should've just come here if he wanted one so damn badly.
edit: after reading the whole thing, he did a really good job of covering up any loop holes and he specified almost everything... he should be a lawyer...
 
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LMAO ~ she gets 14 GBD for anal intercourse not expected. I think someone really wanted some ass.

That's one creepy guy.
 
i don't even know how to respond to that... disgust? outrage? If someone tried to get any female i know to sign something like that i'd take a crowbar to him.
 
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