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- Oct 8, 2005
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- FFXI
- Xalioniaf
Being the super awesome cool guy I am, I'll usually accept people who want to add me to MSN Messenger without a second glance. So when I added lucy ([email protected]), I didn't give it a second thought.
Today, I had a chance to talk with lucy. I seriously thought this was probably someone from my high school who just happened to recognize me. At least until she moles-err, she asked if I liked to play games.
A quick google search on onmyway20079 turned up
http://www.onmywaygame.com/contacts.html
Feeling a bit playful and bored, I decided to play around with our little seller for a while.
Someone wanna translate what (s)he told me in chinese?
Today, I had a chance to talk with lucy. I seriously thought this was probably someone from my high school who just happened to recognize me. At least until she moles-err, she asked if I liked to play games.
A quick google search on onmyway20079 turned up
http://www.onmywaygame.com/contacts.html
Feeling a bit playful and bored, I decided to play around with our little seller for a while.
Code:
Xalioniaf says:
hiya
lucy says:
hello
Xalioniaf says:
might I ask who you are?
lucy says:
lucy says:
this is lucy
Xalioniaf says:
do I know you from somewheres?
lucy says:
maybe you dont know me
Xalioniaf says:
not to sound condescending then, but I'm not entirely sure why you added me
lucy says:
there
lucy says:
do you mind this
Xalioniaf says:
hm?
lucy says:
do you mind me adding you
Xalioniaf says:
not really
lucy says:
thank you
lucy says:
where are you from
Xalioniaf says:
texas
lucy says:
awesome
lucy says:
are you still a student?
Xalioniaf says:
aye
lucy says:
cool
lucy says:
do you like playing games?
Xalioniaf says:
sometimes
lucy says:
do you play ffxi ?
Xalioniaf says:
haven't for a few months now
lucy says:
ah you like playing it?
lucy says:
what level and what class of your ffxi
Xalioniaf says:
I used to like it
lucy says:
i guess you got the top level with many jobs
lucy says:
Xalioniaf says:
until the game became so entrenched in gilsellers that it became unbearable
lucy says:
am i right
Xalioniaf says:
nah, I only had bard and red mage to 75
lucy says:
but you are so cool
lucy says:
now you dont play any games at all or you change to play other games
Xalioniaf says:
not really, I've given up games to become a hardworking bluecollar american worker
lucy says:
wow you are really cool
Xalioniaf says:
I know, right?
Xalioniaf says:
I'm downright awesome.
lucy says:
i should learn from you
Xalioniaf says:
You could learn a lot of things from me.
Xalioniaf says:
Like how to be awesome.
Xalioniaf says:
Also, sometimes I like to sneak out at night and murder hookers on the street.
lucy says:
murder hookers
lucy says:
?
lucy says:
what do you mean
Xalioniaf says:
Well, first I pick my finest meat cleaver.
Xalioniaf says:
Then I drive down, until one of them pulls me over, and offers me a good time.
Xalioniaf says:
I take them to a secret place, and then I hack them up and dump their bodies in Lake Erie.
lucy says:
did you play eq2 or the lord of the ring or wow
Xalioniaf says:
No, I told you, I quit games.
Xalioniaf says:
Did you know I sometimes fuck their bodies before I kill them?
lucy says:
ah sorry for that
lucy says:
are you kidding?
Xalioniaf says:
Who's to say?
Xalioniaf says:
The internet is full of jokesters and pranksters.
Xalioniaf says:
But who's to say one of them doesn't have a bit of truth to what they say?
Xalioniaf says:
Wouldn't you say, Mr. RMT?
lucy says:
mr.rmt?
lucy says:
you mean im a rmt?
lucy says:
im a female
Xalioniaf says:
Doubtful.
Xalioniaf says:
I'm sure your higher-ups enjoyed digging through those stock photos for you.
Xalioniaf says:
I mean, it's almost worth the 50 cents an hour you make, right?
lucy says:
hehe
lucy says:
it is really me
lucy says:
you can be doubtful
lucy says:
but it is really true
Xalioniaf says:
I still think you're full of shit.
lucy says:
hehe
lucy says:
but im never that what you said
lucy says:
i just want to ask you if you want to rent your acc of ffxi to me i pay you money
Xalioniaf says:
Bro, a fucking google search on your email turns up www.onmywaygame.com
lucy says:
it is the website of our company
Xalioniaf says:
Which is pretty much the same damn thing as RMT
lucy says:
but if you dont have interest in it ,it is ok
lucy says:
i just ask you
Xalioniaf says:
your engrish sripping
lucy says:
it has nothing with you
lucy says:
you are fucking ugly man
lucy says:
傻比
lucy says:
滚你妈
Xalioniaf says:
<3
lucy says:
二球
lucy says:
你妈比
lucy says:
贼你妈
Xalioniaf says:
wang chang ching chong?
lucy says:
HAHA
Xalioniaf says:
are those like, your secret chinese curse words when someone pisses you off, dear lucy?
lucy says:
you dont know chinese just shut up
Xalioniaf says:
no shit I don't
lucy says:
but i know english
lucy says:
you dont know chinese
lucy says:
YOU ARE SHIT
lucy says:
SHIT
lucy says:
SHIT
lucy says:
傻
lucy says:
比
lucy says:
滚
Xalioniaf says:
I love it when you talk dirty to me <3
lucy says:
变态
lucy says:
abnormal
Xalioniaf says:
Geez, if this is your customer service, I feel dissatified with your product.
Xalioniaf says:
I don't think I'll be using your services any time soon.
lucy says:
you americans are all abnormal
Xalioniaf says:
Call me <3
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