NSFW -- Rap Parodies involving the game and qcdn

A few friends of mine and I have come up with some parodies of rap tunes. Note that any references made to other ingame characters or personalities on the forum are not to be taken seriously. In the rap/hip-hopcommunity, when performing people would take out their frustrations via lyrics towards people that they deemed enemies. NOTHING IS TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY HERE. If you don't want to read any further, than don't. These raps will/may contain explicit lyrics not to be read by those who can't see this as an artistic expression fo feelings, good and bad. For those that think this may be entertaining, read on.

ONCE AGAIN THIS IS NOT TO BE TAKEN PERSONALLY BY ANY REFERENCES MADE.






ONCE AGAIN THIS IS NOT TO BE TAKEN PERSONALLY BY ANY REFERENCES MADE.






ONCE AGAIN THIS IS NOT TO BE TAKEN PERSONALLY BY ANY REFERENCES MADE.





































For those of you still reading, the reply to this will be the first, hope you enjoy it as much as we did writing:

Using Rampage while juiced, to the tune of Gin n Juice

Wit so much drama in the ole AG it's kinda hard bein' J D O double G
But I somehow, some way, keep bustin up funky-ass mobs like every
single day
May I kick a little somethin' for the AG's and make a few gilz as I
breeze through
Two in the mornin' and the merit po’s still jumpin' 'cause my mama ain't
home.
I got bitches in my moghouse gettin' it on
And they Ain't leavin' till 6 in the morning
So whatcha wanna do?
I got a pocket full of sushi and my home boys do too
So turn off the lights and close the door
But for what--we goin merit some more
Yeahhh so we gonna use a stack fo this
G's up hoes down while ya motherfuckas bounce to this.

Rollin' down the thix, slicing Mamools, usin’ rampage while juiced
Laid back--with my mind on ebody and ebody on my mind

Rollin' down the thix, slicing Mamools, usin’ rampage while juiced
Laid back--with my mind on ebody and ebody on my mind

Now that I’ve seen me some Strong Blade: Jins
Everybody's got there’s up but wanting to get in,
Now this types of shit happens all the time
You try to get yours while I’m gonna get mine
Everything is fine when you're listening to J D O G
I got to extrapolate on the mobs that be captivating he
Who listens to the words that I speak
As I take me a pm to in the middle of my inbox
And get to smackin' words with this bitch named Morwen
She used to be the Lec boys' Whore when
{ah that bitch}
180 degress when I tell that bitch please
At ease
As I rhyme with J’s dog pound feel the breeze
bizatch
As I'm jsut

Rollin' down the thix slicing Mamools usin’ rampage while juiced
Laid back--with my mind on ebody and ebody on my mind

Rollin' down the thix slicing Mamools usin’ rampage while juiced
Laid back--with my mind on ebody and ebody on my mind

Later on that day my homey Dr. Aud came through with a gang of Mobs to play
And a fat-ass Joke so bubonic funny, that made me choke
Shit--this ain't no dope-- I have to back up off of it and sit my cup
down
Back to da game, yeah I'm fuck’n shit up now
But it ain't no stoppin'
I'm still droppin' em
Aud gots da bitches from the city of Sandy
To serve me--not with a cherry on top
'Cause when I’m ding and done, I’m raising up off the cot

Don't get upset yo that's just how it goes
I don't love you hoes--I'm out the door
And I'll be...

Rollin' down the thix slicing Mamools usin’ rampage while juiced
Laid back--with my mind on ebody and ebody on my mind

Rollin' down the thix slicing Mamools usin’ rampage while juiced
Laid back--with my mind on ebody and ebody on my mind

Rollin' down the thix slicing Mamools usin’ rampage while juiced
Laid back--with my mind on ebody and ebody on my mind

This next one might be a lil confusin for some...I can't take credit for writing it, but its written through my eyes. Also, if anyone else would like to share in this thread feel free

Here's one for you Dr. J

'03 Dino and Mish to the tune of "03 Bonnie and Clyde" with Jay-Z and Beyonce

Uhh uhh uhh
You ready Mish? Let's go get 'em...

Look for me
You, Me
Cruisin' in the airship, sty-lish
Doin' what we like to do, our way
Eyes behind shades, this PCC the reason
All of my dates been blind dates
But today, I got my white magiest girl wit me
I'm mashin' the crabs, she's doing' the cures, it's true to the heart
She duos wit me - the new Kevin and Britney
Only time we don't speak is durin' "Dynamis Sandy"
She gets Audi feva, but soon as the run's ova
She's right back to being my soulja
Cuz Mish's a rida, and I'm a rolla
Put us togetha, how they gon' stop both us?
Whateva she lacks, I'm right over her shoulder
When I'm off track Mish is keepin' me focused
So let's lock this down like it's supposed to be
The '03 'Dino and Mish, Hov' and M, holla

Chorus:

Au-D: All I need in this life of sin is me and my white mage (me and my
white mage)
Mishonce: Down to ride 'til the very end, it's me and my dragoon (me and My
dragoon)
Aud-D: All I need in this life of sin is me and my white mage (me and my
white mage)
Mishonce: Down to ride 'til the very end, it's me and my dragoon (me and My
dragoon)


The problem is, you gimps treat the one that you lovin'
Wit the same respect that you treat the one that you cyberin'
That ain't 'bout nuttin' - if eva you mad about sunntin'
It won't be gil; oh no it won't be that
I don't be at, places where we XP at
With no be-atch; oh no you won't see that
And no, I ain't perfect - nobody walkin' Vana'Diel's surface is
But e-darling, work wit the kid
I keep you gearin' that dusk gloves, raja's ring
Juggernaut, plenty of pricey things
600 mil, Hercedes Choco
The only time you wear Dalmatica to swim
And I don't have to worry, only worry is him
She do anything necessary for him
And I /ja "Jump" anything necessary for her
So don't let the necessary occur, yep!

(Repeat Chorus)


Au-D:

(Talk to 'em Mish)


Mishonce:

If I was your girlfriend...
I'll be there for you.., if somebody hurts you...
Even if that somebody was me ^^;
Yeah-hee (break it down for 'em)
Sometimes I B-R-B on how happy we could be
(take 'em up top)
And so I put this on my toon
Nobody or no gear will ever come between us
And I promise I'll give my life
My love and my trust if you was my dragoon (one more time)
Put this on my life
The airship that I ride on, all that I believe in
I promise I'll give my life
My love and my haste if you was my dragoon

Many men (wish bans upon me)

Many men, wish bans upon me
Gil in my eyes dawg and just for me
I'm HQ'ing staves all successfully
And gimps’a trying to take my life away
I put a boot in a Rhaddy for fucking with me
My back on the wall, now you gon' see
Better watch how you talk, when you talk about me
'Cause I'll come and take your wife away

Many men, many, many, many many men
Wish bans upon me
Lord I don't want no whores
Especially ones that I had before
Have mercy on me

Now these fussy bitches putting problems in my head
Go on and get your refund galka fucker, having said
I'm the diamond in the dirt, that ain't been found
I'm the shit-talk king and I ain't been crowned
When I rhyme, something special happen every time
I'm the greatest, something like Ali in his prime
I walk the block with the bundles
I've been knocked on the humble
Swing the Jug when I rumble
Show your ass what my Rampage do
Got a temper gimps’a, go'head, lose your head
Turn your back on me, get clapped and lose your legs
I walk around Swift on my waist, tent on my bod
Til I let you speak to me p****, this beef for mods

Many men, many, many, many many men
Wish bans upon me
Lord I don't lie no more
Don't look to the mods no more
Have mercy on me
Have mercy on my soul
So when my heart turned cold
Have mercy on many men many, many, many men
Wish bans upon me

Sunny days wouldn't be special, if it wasn't for rain
Joytoy wouldn't feel so good, if it wasn't for pain
Death gotta be easy, 'cause life is hard
It'll leave you physically, mentally, and emotionally scarred
This is for Willian on the block, synthing beads and cigars
For Zoolander on lock, doing life behind bars
Now lets see only Aud can judge me, 'cause I see things here,
I ain't ever cheated, I never bot cause I can persevere
I'm like Paulie in Goodfellas, you can call me the Don
If you say stupid shit to me, then its on
Gia switched sides on me, let JPs ride on me
I thought you was cool, but you wantin to lie, homey?

Many men, many, many, many, many many men
Wish bans upon me
Lord I don't need no more
Don't want Ruffy to cry no more
Have mercy on me
Have mercy on my /mnk
For when my dick falls off
Have mercy on many men
Many, many, many, many men
Wish bans upon me

One day I step to someone, but he don't say nothing back
Everyone wanna run away after talkin smack
In my nightmares, gimps’as keep pulling techs on me
Psych says some Mo' done, put a hex on me
The GMs didn't know much, when Zoo got bot
And when I see Hellstorm post, man it hits the spot
I ain't gonna spell it out for you motherfuckers all the time
Are you illiterate gimps’a? You can't read between the lines
On the forums Jyak is a POS hypocrite
He rate me down thinking like I give a shit
Now it's clear that I'm here, for a real reason
'Cause someone got shit like Vang got shit, but he ain't fuckin'reading.

Many men, many, many, many, many men
Wish bans upon me
Fuck, I don't care no more
Let Jyakotsu's ass get sore
Have mercy on mods
All my HQ staves have sold
So when my heart turns cold
Have mercy on many men
Many, many, many, many men
Wish bans upon me

This was the post I was talking about in my last post...not written by me, but through my eyes. Sorry, got busy at work

lol sing it Jamz!

This topic makes me feel happy inside.

Rappa said:

This topic makes me feel happy inside.

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You're one of the people that may have our Purpose rap saved....lol If you don't and will doesn't, then its lost forever! Do you have it?

lol, the one you shouted in BD that one time? I don't think I do and if I did it'd be on my old pc which is in pieces right now.

Rappa said:

lol, the one you shouted in BD that one time? I don't think I do and if I did it'd be on my old pc which is in pieces right now.

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Yea, that's the one lol...oh well


And actually...if anyone is to provide me detailed information on a situation, people involved, and a song to put it too, I can probably crank these out like others crank out sigs, etc. If no song provided, I'm sure I can find one!

jamal said:

This was the post I was talking about in my last post...not written by me, but through my eyes. Sorry, got busy at work

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That was all me. I owed Jam for the ditty he made about me and my long lost love, Kelly Kapoor from The Office. All the words came pretty easy since when you put yourself in Jam's shoes, there is a ton of material >.>.

Also, yeah, its meant for no offense. Its just a parody on just every day crap on the site/game. I'm hoping people find it as humorous as I do. Think of it as a roast. All in good fun.

As much as I shouldn't...

Bastok Superstar
To the tune of: Ghetto Superstar


Man man look at that Fly
All the red bars man the rep is beautiful tonight
Look at em


Bastok supastar, that is what you are
Banning from afar, shinin like the stars
Auto-follow me, to the weapons shop
We can xp on each other, uh huh
From Ballista to Brenner, uh huh


Some got boats and streams
We got mines and beans
The "supreme" green team try to fuck with my scene
From liz slacks to bronze caps, name your theme
We rise to the top, all airships made of dreams
Who the hell wanna stop me, we hate on those who doubtin
All our Galka refugees with torn-up mining t's
Cid's our Ceaser, datin top mithras
Diplomatic masters? please, no time for these-a
(/assist) done locked on, Ima (/shoot) them one by one
Got blue signs on me somethin like a prima-don
Strike with the forces of cannons shootin long
Lettin Crystal War be bygone and so on and so on
I'ma teach these cats, how to live in this ghetto
Furry sons o bitch never knowin how to cure yo
Cure5 the bitch to let my MND work like a mofo
P-p-p-pressin on my macro with the power of a pugil



Bastok supastar, that is what you are
Banning from afar, shinin like the stars
Auto-follow me, to the weapons shop
We can xp on each other, uh huh
From Ballista to Brenner, uh huh


My hands is sore on merit hour four
Behind closed doors cuz my pants are on the floor
Taru don't know anything about the real war
We fightin like men not in prissy magey clothes
Got my boys in blue all fightin for the ore
Cats reveal everything, steelfist my rod
Lettin them live for a woody thank lord
Gotta rub this out before my momma comes home


Little taru shits always gettin in the way
I wanna kick em hard but they quickly run away
Pissin me off big cuz the faggots all look gay
Glad the mithras here, now this papi gets to play
Rubbin all the fur up feels like making love to hay
See a new one by me when I wake up every day
Send the cats outside to get a bag o yay
Lock the door behind em and go about my way


Bastok supastar, that is what you are
Banning from afar, shinin like the stars
Auto-follow me, to the weapons shop
We can xp on each other, uh huh
From Ballista to Brenner, uh huh


No way of winning against my choco race
Hauling rocks all day make 'em kick ass to 1st place
Taru walk on up and she'll kick 'em in the bitch-face
Bringing home the hume F's totin leather 'n lace


Paranoid of the things in Sandy's bread
Careful not to walk under their sky-high heads
Cage em up like Dhalmels that we dont want dead
Found a use for em polishin my south head
Need a neck like that just to take my big red
Tickling they organs like some high-class med
Make em smile wide like a hobo being fed
"when you good again?" is what the freak bitches said


Bastok supastar, that is what you are
Banning from afar, shinin like the stars
Auto-follow me, to the weapons shop
We can xp on each other, uh huh
From Ballista to Brenner, uh huh

CmdrFly said:

Paranoid of the things in Sandy's bread
Careful not to walk under their sky-high heads
Cage em up like Dhalmels that we dont want dead
Found a use for em polishin my south head
Need a neck like that just to take my big red
Tickling they organs like some high-class med
Make em smile wide like a hobo being fed
"when you good again?" is what the freak bitches said

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Awesome

coincidentally this reminds me of the freestyle thread where everyone just posted verse only this thread is actually funny=D

posted this in another thread way back, yall is welcome to run with it...

Audino with harmony
Jamal drop a load on em

RMT, how can i explain it
i take you pixel by pixel it
to have yall GM as we sing'n it
R is for real, M is for money, the last T well, thats not that funny
its sort like another way to call a swap or exchange
5 lil letteres i'm missin here
it seems i gotta start the explainin, bot it!
have you ever met a player, met em with a nice <hello!>
you get their job you get their level and its what you wanna know
but then you check their gear to find its 60 lvls all too low
its not a gimp a g to the i to the m to the p
its just they from a foreign country,
they RMTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!
RMT, get the f'ck away from me
RMT, yea you sicken me
you down with RMT?
yea you constantly flee
Who's down with RMT?
every <too weak> HumEEEE.................

hahaha these are great, keep it up

Lol I wanna have a song but iunno what it could be about or yeah... Still great work ^^

I may not match That Elitist Guy or Audi, but I'll try my hand at this.


Bastok Republican
Parody of "Black Republican" by Nas feat. Jay-Z


I know you could feel the magic baby
Turn the background lights down
Iron Cloud, what up?


What up, Junior I.M.?


I mean,
This is what you expected ain't it?
Let's Go
Turn the music up in the headphones
Yeah, that's perfect
You gotta take your time make a player wait on this mission
Make an elitist mad and shit like
Players usually start xping after 10 minutes? Playa go in
I could start stabbing in this gob hater
Yeah


Yeah


We just pop out of nowhere


I feel like a Bastok republican, gil I got comin' in
Can't turn my back on the Dunes, I got love for them
Can't gear themselves up for good, too much noob in 'em
Probably end up back in the Dunes, like fuck it then


Huddlin' over Metalworks, we were like LS mates then
Thought you were nothin' other then the brother of a retired friend
We had self governing who'd have thought the love would end
Like 2k chocos, all good things
Never thought we'd swing the same sword Zeid would bring
Thought it was all good fame, all cermet frames
We wouldn't bicker like the other fools, play good game
Never imagine all the disaster RMT could rain
Could bring, should blame the game and I could
It's nuke or be nuked, how could I refrain?
Tempted by bots and that's never a good thing
so the pressure for Rare/Ex can put a good strain
on the friends you call best, and yes it could bring
Out of the worst in every person, even the 'good' saints
and though Volk rehearsed it, it just ain't the same
When you start adventuring at age sixteen
Then you mix things like spears, mantles, and Earrings
Apathy, rage and pride and this brings
It all to a head like a gil, cha-ching
The root of evil strikes again, this could sting
Now the party got hate between the Outpost and the Falls
This puts the council in jeopardy
Indefinitely


I feel like a Bastok republican, gil I got comin' in
Can't turn my back on the Dunes, I got love for them
Can't gear themselves up for good, too much noob in 'em
Probably end up back in the Dunes, I'm like fuck it then


I feel like a Bastok militant questing for the government
Can't turn my back on the Dunes, too much love for them
Can't gear themselves up for good, too much noob in 'em
Probably end up back in the Dunes, I'm like fuck it then


I'm back in Selbina, they like 'Hey N'
Eatin' rolanberries, reflecting on lost men
Couple of sly cats, couple of AI's
Dreamin' of HQ shit, instead of grey borderlines
Gilbuyers, hate guys, wishin' our linkshell dies
Bazaar Haku eyes and newbies they /sh 'Why?'
Guess they ain't strong enough to handle their grind time
Weak minds keep tryin' to follow elite times
I'm standing on the roof of an airship, I'm feelin'
The whirlwind of enmity I inhale it just like a reject
Ready to warp through the Burning Circle of fire
Sippin' Yag juice, Warlock's under my attire
Could be the forces of darkness
Against Gusta soldiers of new that form endgame politics
Makes a honest beginner turn to illegal smuggling
To get his feet out of bronze leggings
That's my world!


I feel like a Bastok republican, gil keep comin' in
Can't turn my back on the Dunes, I got love for them
Can't gear themselves up for good, too much noob in 'em
Probably end up back in the Dunes, I'm like fuck it then


I feel like a Bastok militant questing for the government
Can't turn my back on the Dunes, too much love for them
Can't gear themselves up for good, too much noob in 'em
Probably end up back in the Dunes, I'm like fuck it then

be cool if these actually got recorded...i could do it XD

Thanks to everyone who posted, specially those who posted more, I lol'd checking them this morning. Here's my round 2, To the tune of Kanye West Golddigger, here's Gilbuyer, by JJ West and Audy Fox:

Gold Digger"
(feat. Audy Foxx)

[AudyFoxx]
She pays for money when shes in need
Yeah she's a trifling friend indeed
Oh she's a gilbuyer way over town
N’she’s got me steamed

[Chorus:]
(She pays for money)
Now I ain't sayin' she a gilbuyer (When she’s in Need)
But she used to be such a broke-ass playa, playa
(She pays for money)
Now I ain't sayin' she a gilbuyer (When she’s in need)
But she used to be such a broke-ass playa,
Get down girl just don’t buy gil(I gotta leave)
Get down girl just don’t buy gil(I gotta leave)
Get down girl just don’t buy gil(I gotta leave)
get down girl just don’t

[Verse 1:]
She is an NA
Met her at a Sandy cafe
With a Kaiser shield
Right on her underarm
She said I can tell you hitit
I can tell by your arm
Far as shells go you run wit the flock?
I can tell by your charm and your arm
but I'm looking for the one
have you seen her?
My psychic told me she have gimp gear like Kumarr
Meeze woulda unloaded on this bish
An I gotta party without layin a dis
OK get your armor but then holy shit your gear
I showed up ready to merit,
Better gear you couldn’t inherit
If you playing with this girl then you better not die..
You know why
No one shot can kill her
From what I heard she got 15M from Xisdaoudslku
My best friend say she use to fuck with Large
She thinks she’s in charge eatin +1 food

[Chorus]

[Verse 2:]
4 years, 4 years
She had been the gimpest on the server for 4 years
I know somebody paying real dolla for that gear
Rooi’s the only gear more white boxes than hers
You will see her in lower Jeuno any given Sunday
Wit more gil then hq’ing a Kyudogi
She was suppose to buy her college food with that money
She went to the the rmt got gil with her parents money
She walking around dropping 100k for oils with that money
Should of gotten your college books with her money
If you aint no buyer holla we want proof nub
WE WANT PROOF NUB! Yeah
It's something that you need to have
'Cause when she at the AH she gone leave with half
4 years, 4 years
And on her 4th anny she found out prices went up

[Chorus]

[Verse 3:]
Now I ain't saying you're a gilbuyer you got needs
You don't want your friends to die but they can’t buy needs
You pay for all their oils sayin I’m a friend indeed
Then make them do errands for you ingame, caused by your greed
But why you all listnin to her don’t you realize her borders
She go to IGE dot com and place multiple orders
She got that gilbuyers look in her gear
All white boxes with not even a though into her gear
So, stick by her side
I know you think this girl's balling but yeah she sucks
And the RMT gonna keep emailin and trying
But you stay right girl
But when you get ingame he leave your ass for a richer girl

Get down girl just don’t buy gil
Get down girl just don’t buy gil
Get down girl just don’t buy gil
get down girl just don’t
(lemme hear that back)