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Pasquale

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Britney Spears' sister is totally knocked up at 16 years old.

Hilarious. What amazing genes that family possesses.

Things Jaime Lynn has to look forward to:
-Her Nickelodeon show being canceled. (The show being incredibly lame wasn't enough, but this should do it.)
-A new Reality Show on E! that will be the most boring and soulless thing since Keeping up with the Kardashians, a show about a group of people who should be neither famous or alive.
-Awesome parenting advice from her mom.
-Awesome parenting advice from her sister.
-Being totally gross looking. (Gross-er, I guess, bitch is already weird looking.)

Things her baby-daddy has to look forward to:
-Money. Mother fucker just made bank.
-A K-Fed-esque lifestyle of sleeping and spending someone else's money. (I'll admit, I'm jealous.)
-Statutory rape charges? (I'll need to consult some experts; Law & Order: SVU.)

Things Britney has to look forward to:
-Nothing. Bitch is crazy.

I know what you're thinking. "Jason, why should I care about this?"

You shouldn't. I'm just bored, and love making fun of sluts. Go ahead, say something about Jaime Lynn, and brighten your day.

In conclusion, high fives all around for football, boobies, and vagina. (That should balance out my gayness for loving celebrity gossip... right?)
 
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Saw something like this coming from 10 miles away in pitch darkness while blindfolded and being rapped in the bum.

That family is more fucked up then anything I can think of. My money is on an abortion. I don't see her family or the news letting her go to term with the baby.

Either way, we get to make more fun of the spears family ^^
 
She can't have an abortion now, everyone knows about the baby. If she was going to go the ol' "coat hanger in an alley" route, they would have done it already.
 
I felt so bad about this but the first thing I did was laugh. Really I don't know who would take parenting advice from Brit Brit's mom. Those girls are so screwed up. At least Jamie Lynn's baby daddy looks like he is a little tough.
 
Pasq, you seem to think the Spears family actually cares what people think. If they did they'd have shot Brittany years ago.
 
Myrrh said:
Pasq, you seem to think the Spears family actually cares what people think. If they did they'd have shot Brittany years ago.
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They can't shoot Britney, she's the money. You think any of those bums want to go out and get real jobs?
 
My first thought when I saw the story this morning: Britney Spears has a sister?

Truly, I have my finger on the pulse of the entertainment industry.
 
Halifirien said:
My first thought when I saw the story this morning: Britney Spears has a sister?

Truly, I have my finger on the pulse of the entertainment industry.
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Haha! I was the same way!
 
she's stated that she wants to keep the baby and that her mother is really supportive.

personally, i'm hoping she has a girl. then years from now her daughter and britney's kids, sean preston and jayden, can have this incestuous love triangle, and they'll have to appear on maury to find out who the real father is.

(:
 
Actually depending on the state 16 may be the age of legality for sexual consent or the cops will just say it's a gray area. Either way I still don't give a fuck she's stupid as is her sister.

I heard that the mom's book about parenting is still going to be published
 
Watch them write it into the show somehow, someway, and still make it appealing for kids and adults.
"But token black kid, even if I was raped I still don't want to end the baby's life!"
"I agree, but crazy white kid who totally has a crush on you but you can't see it when it's right in your goddamn contorted pure sin of a face is going to not like this."
 
Xalioniaf said:
Watch them write it into the show somehow, someway, and still make it appealing for kids and adults.
"But token black kid, even if I was raped I still don't want to end the baby's life!"
"I agree, but crazy white kid who totally has a crush on you but you can't see it when it's right in your goddamn contorted pure sin of a face is going to not like this."
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Xal buddy... how do you know the name of that show not to mention can put the shows lines into simpler terms?
 
Halifirien said:
My first thought when I saw the story this morning: Britney Spears has a sister?

Truly, I have my finger on the pulse of the entertainment industry.
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Same here:shok:
 
Ok, if after this birth, the paparazzi is being flashed with 16 year old vagoo thats recently been stretched to the outer limits and looks just short of being freshly shaven with a rusty kitchen spoon.... I'm going on a shooting rampage. It will be a dart gun filled with that deer sterilization crap they use up here in MI. If I hit someone in the neck or eye, that's their fault for trying to run.
 
Morwen said:
Ok, if after this birth, the paparazzi is being flashed with 16 year old vagoo thats recently been stretched to the outer limits and looks just short of being freshly shaven with a rusty kitchen spoon.... I'm going on a shooting rampage. It will be a dart gun filled with that deer sterilization crap they use up here in MI. If I hit someone in the neck or eye, that's their fault for trying to run.
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And now I will never have an erection again.
 
Could you imagine that from a marketing standpoint though?

"THIS CHILD IS 50% PURE SPEARS GOODNESS! JUST LIKE HER GRANDMAMAS BRITNEY AND JAMIE LYNN!"
 
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