So I bought an Alpaca today.
A what?
Alpaca.
Come again?
Al. Pac. A.
What's an Alpaca?
Well it's uh...a...you know. An Alpaca.
Oh... right. ...What's it do?
It grazes... some of the time. Chews grass... and... yeah. Grass.
Does it do any tricks?
It lays down
I'm sorry?
Takes naps...
