After a long, arduous 1-month process, I am employed.
Say hello to your newest Frito Lay merchandiser! (i.e. the dope that stocks chips at the supermarket) Best part about it...it's 7 days a week, 2-3 hours a day, 10 bucks an hour. Sweeeeeet.
Also, my weight loss total is 20 pounds. Go me!