Burglar victims wake to spice rub, sausage attack

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/sigh, sometimes I wonder what the hell happens in my city:

A burglar who broke into a home just east of Fresno rubbed food seasoning over the body of one of two men as they slept in their rooms and then used an 8-inch sausage to whack the other man on the face and head before running out of the house, Fresno County sheriff's deputies said Saturday.

Lt. Ian Burrimond, describing the crime as one of the strangest he's ever heard of, said a suspect was found hiding in a nearby field a few minutes later and taken into custody on suspicion of residential robbery.

Deputies, he said, had no problem linking the suspect to the crime.

"It seems the guy ran out of the house wearing only a T-shirt, boxer shorts and socks, leaving behind his wallet with his ID," Burrimond said.

Arrested was Antonio Vasquez Jr., 21, of Fresno.

Burrimond said deputies headed to the victims' home in the 300 block of South Thompson Avenue near Kings Canyon Road shortly after 8 a.m. Saturday regarding a burglary in progress.

The victims, both farmworkers, told deputies they were awakened by a stranger applying "Pappy's Seasoning" to one of them and striking the other with a sausage.

Both the spices and the sausage, Burrimond said, reportedly were obtained from the victims' kitchen.

After the man fled, the victims discovered the home had been ransacked and that some money was taken, Burrimond said.

Burrimond said the money was recovered, but that the piece of sausage used in the attack was discarded by the suspect and eaten by a dog.

"That's right, the dog ate the weapon," Burrimond said.

"I tell you, this was one weird case."

http://www.fresnobee.com/263/story/848554.html
 
Getting whacked in the face by an eight-inch sausage... *hmmmmmm*
 
Not that kinda sausage, Hali ^^

That's one of the WEIRDEST police stories I've ever heard. Do you troll the entarnet for weird ass stories, Hit? lol
 
Not that kinda sausage, Hali ^^

That's one of the WEIRDEST police stories I've ever heard. Do you troll the entarnet for weird ass stories, Hit? lol

It's just that normal stories don't catch my attention. I blame cable tv and video game violence.:biggrin:
 
just wow.....
 
It's just that normal stories don't catch my attention. I blame cable tv and video game violence.:biggrin:

"Hmm...man gets murdered...no...politics...no...OH! MAN FUCKS CAR AND GOES TO HOSPITAL FOR BURN WOUNDS! SCORE!"

That kinda your thought process? lol
 
This all sounds mighty suspicious to me, I honestly doubt that this guy rubbed spices and whacked the other guy with a "sausage" without them noticing what was going on........
 
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