Clerks Megathread

"My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!"
"In a row?"

"Hey, try not to suck any dicks on the way through the parking lot!"

"Hello, this is RST Video, customer number 4352, I need to place an order. Okay, I need one each of the following tapes: "Whispers in the Wind", "To Each His Own", "Put It Where It Doesn't Belong", "My Pipes Need Cleaning", "All Tit-Fucking Volume 8", "I Need Your Cock", "Ass-Worshipping Rim-Jobbers", "My **** Needs Shafts", "Cum Clean", "Cum-Gargling Naked Sluts", "Cum Buns III", "Cumming in Socks", "Cum On Eileen", "Huge Black Cocks and Pearly White Cum", "Girls Who Crave Cock", "Girls Who Crave ****", "Men Alone II: the KY Connection", "Pink Pussy Lips", and, uh, oh yeah, "All Holes Filled with Hard Cock". Uh-huh... yeah... Oh, wait, and, what was that called again?"

And from Clerks: The animated Series...

"Who is driving? Bear is driving! How can that be?"

"Big American party! Disco dancing!"
 
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"How could she come to sleep with a dead guy?"
"She thought it was me"
"What kinda convenience store do you run here?"


From Clerks II:
"Emma, are you overly horny because you have a oversized clit?"
 
"I'm not even supposed to be here today!"

...and my personal favorite scene

 
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Clerks the animated series
"He has returned!!!"
"Who? Jesus??"
"No, better! Leonardo Leonardo!"

and a running joke since me and my friends have seen the locked in the freezer episode and the classic moment where randal opens a porn make and the pages are stuck
"Its FROOZEENN!!"

and...cant wait for clerks the animated movie soon!
 
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