Flame towards people. Not suited for work / childeren / 13 yr olds.

[wolfskymoon]

So yes i hate when i am surrounded by people. I was in Africa for a month closely surrounded by other people, so I didn't have a single chance to jerk it. When I came home, I picked a time in the evening where I could lay on my back undisturbed, naked and sloowwly started to jerk it. I was just barely caressing the ridge of my frenulum when I began to approach the edge. I then ran to the bathroom, sat on the toilet, and unrolled a ~3 foot piece of toilet paper which I placed down between my legs in the toilet into the water, while holding the top with my left hand so it would serve as a kind of "semen shield". Anyway, I shudderingly brought myself to orgasm, and shot 4 big long ropy bursts of which the first actually blew through the toilet paper. I couldn't stop though, it was incredible. My whole body was shaking. One day I'll have sex with a girl and I'm sure that will be better.

 

[Auron X]

Thanks for sharing.

 

[Tymon]

I was in Africa

 

[Tok]

 

[Hitaru]

And here I had thought you left this place...

 

[Tok]

please ban wsm...

 

[Tim Wakefield]

10/10

Lol'd hard.

 

[exodusamphi]

10/10

Lol'd hard.

Exodus' *STAMP* of approval

 

[K. Ishitar]

10/10

Lol'd hard.

I still am, I'd like to give general of the doubt and say he found it on some random website and copypasted but then I remembered it's WSM.

 

[Audino]

I lol'd too, but seriously? lol

Going to save everyone's time and lock this due to being completely absurd and not even a flame.