Inconsiderate/asshole Roommates

Novolo

Novolo

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Any one ever have any really douche bag roommates.. i have 3 other roommates one of them is so disgusting and is such a big ass hole that my other two basically moved out because of him. He smells like a pig, and he doesn't do his dishes ever. Tonight he walked up to me and asked me for the internet money ( NOt a problem but the only reason he wants it is to buy boos) and then he asks me to do my dishes so he can make food. I looked at him point blank and said "go fuck your self, i did everyone elses dishes last night so i could make some food if you want them done so you can make food do them your fuckin self" which he replies "cant we just do our own dishes" where i just looked at him sat down and ignored him but was thinking "We did do our own dishes, and his dishes for the past 9 months and he fucked alot of shit over for us.

I hate ass hole room mates that only care about them selves. and i know i'm being a contradicting ass hole by posting this because this post is very selfish....
 
Theres 2 things you can do

1: Move out and find another place yourself.

2: Make him feel uncomfortable and unwelcome himself so he moves the fuck out.

That's all. :D
 
Poison is food (washing up liquid in his milk, etc).
 
I hate roommates like that. They never do anything, and then the one time they wash the dishes ever they bitch about your sole coffee mug in the sink.

Or when they have never lifted a finger to help you clean the living room, but then say "Hey, let's try to keep this place clean all the time now" when you finish.

Or when you come home from work to find your toilet paper replaced with a note that says "Sorry, I was out so I borrowed yours." How the fuck do you borrow toilet paper?

...Grumble
 
Crumpet said:
Theres 2 things you can do

1: Move out and find another place yourself.

2: Make him feel uncomfortable and unwelcome himself so he moves the fuck out.

That's all. :D
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1 problem with that im forced to be his room mate.. im in the military :X
 
Put all his dirty dishes in his room.
 
Novolo said:
1 problem with that im forced to be his room mate.. im in the military :X
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Socked soap, GO! Get those other roomies to help.
Seriously, just move on and away from this piece of shit.

Also, boos are free. Booze costs money.
 
I love that one. Going to try it over break.
 
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I have a room mate like that but he keeps his room a pig sty. When the cups and plates are missing we know automatically it's in his room. Whenever I make a mess I clean it up right after like if I make some soup or whatever. It's not fair for others to clean up their mess.

The thing that used to nag the shit out of me is when my other room mates would ask for help cleaning the living room. I don't even hang out in the living room to begin with since my room is pretty big and I'm pretty private once I get home from work and just relax in there watching the news or reading up on things. I clean the bathroom I use on a weekly basis and help them with the trash but other than that it's their mess and not my problem.
 
Helius said:
I love that one. Going to try it over break.
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#1 problem with that is the piggy roommate likely wouldn't clean up the coke spills lol, but it was still very funny.
 
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