Is your cat addicted to child porn?

[Morcheeba]

FOOLS THE MASS OF YOU!

lol

My cat Cheeba plays fetch. Literally, just like a dog. I ask 'where's your ball?', he goes and gets it, jumps up beside me and drops it. I throw it, he chases it and brings it back dropping it again beside me or on my lap, and he'll do this for hours.

Keep this in mind, you CAN train cats.

Kyro on the other hand is more like a clumsy dog. He can barely walk a straight line and gets distracted easily.

Really it comes down to their personality. But both mine will have a full conversation with me. I kid you not, I haven't the slightest what they're saying. It's more their body language that gets their points across. But if you talk to them they will talk back.

E- yes yes I'm a huge dork that named my cat Cheeba, shaddup

 

[Mirewen]

My mom's cat Panther comes when it's called, sits when told, goes to his "room" when you say "bed time" and can fetch toys, as well as a few other things. It's not that can't be taught, they usually just don't want to be taught.

And did anyone else have a mental image of Raes running from a purring kitten? >.>

 

[Morcheeba]

My mom's cat Panther comes when it's called, sits when told, goes to his "room" when you say "bed time" and can fetch toys, as well as a few other things. It's not that can't be taught, they usually just don't want to be taught.

And did anyone else have a mental image of Raes running from a purring kitten? >.>

Heh, now that's altogether different. Cats are a bit pompous, and you have to work for/earn their love. That's how they can be evil indeed. The 'I don't think so' attitude. That's why I believe dogs are just stupid. "Jump off that ledge Bruno" weeeeeeee


Raes, you poor thing you lol. I get the 'they're evil because they love me to death' =(

I am a firm believer though that again it's in their keepers hands how their disposition is. If you don't pay much attention, you don't talk to them much etc.. they will grow up to be snobs. I've seen this over and over, yet both mine, and my girlfriends and many other friends cats are complete sooks (down east for sucks) because they got ALL KINDS of love and attention.

My bro-in-laws cats, both at his place and his ex's where his daughter stays are bitch cats I'd likely kick if I had it in me. He always stomps his feet right beside any kitten or cat to shoe them away, hence they are damn evil vicious cats that trust/like nobody.

Even still, them be smart beast that could hack a corp.network.

 

[Hexx]

My mom's cat Panther comes when it's called, sits when told, goes to his "room" when you say "bed time" and can fetch toys, as well as a few other things. It's not that can't be taught, they usually just don't want to be taught.

And did anyone else have a mental image of Raes running from a purring kitten? >.>

LOL reminds me of that girl from Azu manga Daioh LOL

Raes, cats can sense when a person likes and dislikes their type, that might be why the try to be nice to you, they want you to wuv them!! :biggrin:

 

[Raesvelg]

Back when when I was a wee child, and my cat allergy was considerably milder, we were on a family vacation down in Florida staying at an aunt's house.

I had this horrible dream that I was being smothered.

I woke up to find her cat on my face. Like any sane individual who wakes from a bad dream into a bad reality, I reacted instinctively and threw the cat across the room.

At which point it spent the rest of the night hissing at me from various locations around the room.

 

[Hexx]

Back when when I was a wee child, and my cat allergy was considerably milder, we were on a family vacation down in Florida staying at an aunt's house.

I had this horrible dream that I was being smothered.

I woke up to find her cat on my face. Like any sane individual who wakes from a bad dream into a bad reality, I reacted instinctively and threw the cat across the room.

At which point it spent the rest of the night hissing at me from various locations around the room.

LOL let me throw you across the room, see if you dont hiss at me too! =P

But yeah, some cats like the feeling of warm air coming out of our nose onto their belly XD

 

[Khajit]

Well what do you expect? You chucked it across a room when it was in the middle of a nap.

 

[Raesvelg]

IT WAS SMOTHERING ME IN MY SLEEP!

Thing was lucky I didn't bite it.

 

[Hexx]

IT WAS SMOTHERING ME IN MY SLEEP!

Thing was lucky I didn't bite it.

No no no, see you were DREAMING that you were being smothered, but for all you know the cat wanted to give you mouth-to-mouth LOL

 

[Chasym]

dammit. I knew i shoulda just told my internet provider the truth, but instead i didnt wanna sound crazy after i got that letter for downloading harry potter and homeward bound. I took the blame for the lil furball...dammit!

 

[Valandil]

Back when when I was a wee child, and my cat allergy was considerably milder, we were on a family vacation down in Florida staying at an aunt's house.

I had this horrible dream that I was being smothered.

I woke up to find her cat on my face. Like any sane individual who wakes from a bad dream into a bad reality, I reacted instinctively and threw the cat across the room.

At which point it spent the rest of the night hissing at me from various locations around the room.

Could've been worse, you could have awoke to a cat giving birth on your feet. True story.

 

[Mirewen]

Could've been worse, you could have awoke to a cat giving birth on your feet. True story.

Ok gross.

And I had a cat that would sleep on my face and wake me up by giving me "love bites" when I slept through my alarm.

 

[Libara]

FOOLS THE MASS OF YOU!

lol

My cat Cheeba plays fetch. Literally, just like a dog. I ask 'where's your ball?', he goes and gets it, jumps up beside me and drops it. I throw it, he chases it and brings it back dropping it again beside me or on my lap, and he'll do this for hours.

Seems your cat wants to be a dog

He sees the light :biggrin:

 

[Khajit]

Is the cat named Skippy John Jones?

 

[Hexx]

Ok gross.

And I had a cat that would sleep on my face and wake me up by giving me "love bites" when I slept through my alarm.

My cat would do the same, it would lick my toes first, then if that didnt do the trick, he would switch to biting my small toe...........i miss that cat.

 

[Sorrowfulturnip]

I remember I had a dream about getting attacked by crabs at the beach and I could feel the pain of them pinching my face. During that attack I woke up slowly and discovered my cousin's kitten clawing at my face. I couldn't figure out why that cat was up before the sun came up, all energitic and wanting to play. Everytime I set it on the floor it would jump back up again and attack me.

 

[Uzor]

Could've been worse, you could have awoke to a cat giving birth on your feet. True story.

That's not so bad. Like 10 years ago my cousin was petting one of my cats, when it suddenly started giving birth in his lap. He was not very happy with his pants all wet.

Either way, our cats always gives birth in bed or close to someone. Guess it makes them feel safer. Occasionally they've held it in until someone is home or close by, and then just start dropping them out like there's no tomorrow.

 

[Crumpet]

I believe every word that man says. :3

 

[Illyria]

The cat at my dad's house is the most unsocial mean cat I know. I love cats but I can't have one because my mom has a dog that would eat it for dinner. The one time I stayed the night there to help with my sister's birthday sleep over I had to sleep in her bed and just as I was falling asleep the cat jumped up in bed on my head scaring the crap out of me. I think it was pay back for all the times I caught him and snuggles him until he nibbled hard enough to be dropped.