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> Living in 2005
>
> You know you're living in 2005 when...
>
> 1. You accidentally enter your password on the
> microwave.
>
> 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in
> years.
>
> 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your
> family of 3.
>
> 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next
> to you.
>
> 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with
> friends and family is that
> they don't have e-mail addresses.
>
> 6. You go home after a long day at work you still
> answer the phone in a
> business manner.
>
> 7. You make phone calls from home, and you
> accidentally dial "9" to get
> an outside line.
>
> 8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and
> worked for three
> different companies.
>
> 10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11
> o'clock news.
>
> 11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your
> job.
>
> 12. You pull up in your own driveway and use your
> cell phone to see if
> anyone is home.
>
> 13. Every commercial on television has a website at
> the bottom of the
> screen.
>
> 14. Leaving the house without your cell phone,
> which you didn't have
> the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is
> now a cause for panic
> and you turn around to go and get it.
>
> 15. You get up in the morning and go online before
> getting your coffee.
>
> 16. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. =)
>>
> 17. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
>
> 18. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are
> going to forward this
> message.
>
> 19. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on
> this list.
>
> 20. You actually scrolled back up to check that
> there wasn't a #9 on
> this list.
>
> AND NOW YOU'RE LAUGHING at yourself.
>
> You know you're living in 2005 when...
>
> 1. You accidentally enter your password on the
> microwave.
>
> 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in
> years.
>
> 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your
> family of 3.
>
> 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next
> to you.
>
> 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with
> friends and family is that
> they don't have e-mail addresses.
>
> 6. You go home after a long day at work you still
> answer the phone in a
> business manner.
>
> 7. You make phone calls from home, and you
> accidentally dial "9" to get
> an outside line.
>
> 8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and
> worked for three
> different companies.
>
> 10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11
> o'clock news.
>
> 11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your
> job.
>
> 12. You pull up in your own driveway and use your
> cell phone to see if
> anyone is home.
>
> 13. Every commercial on television has a website at
> the bottom of the
> screen.
>
> 14. Leaving the house without your cell phone,
> which you didn't have
> the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is
> now a cause for panic
> and you turn around to go and get it.
>
> 15. You get up in the morning and go online before
> getting your coffee.
>
> 16. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. =)
>>
> 17. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
>
> 18. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are
> going to forward this
> message.
>
> 19. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on
> this list.
>
> 20. You actually scrolled back up to check that
> there wasn't a #9 on
> this list.
>
> AND NOW YOU'RE LAUGHING at yourself.
.
