LOL :biggrin: They turned out pretty good I think:
Shyrra
The gang took a deep breath and humped up to the slow mansion. Fred bent over and spanked at the tree they found laying lustily on the doorstep.
“I think we’ve found ourselves a clue to our mystery,” Velma said, picking it up and licking it once before stuffing it in her carpet.
“Eh, man!” Shaggy cried out, falling at the door which had opened on its own. Out stepped a stiff, ghostly figure, grunting and reaching for Daphne’s ankle. Gaily, Scooby tackled the apparition who smelled oddly like salsa, and when he licked its face, it moved.
“It’s a mask!” Daphne said, reaching down to peel it off the figure at their feet to reveal Bob Saget.
“Jinkies, it’s Bob Saget!” said Velma. “What would make such a limp noodle hide in a house like this, scaring people?”
Bob Saget grumbled and growled, “I just wanted to drink by myself for a while away from the snooping throng. And I would have succeeded if it weren’t for you meddling kids!”
“Mystery solved gang,” said Fred, tossing Scooby a snack.
“That’s just groovy,” said Shaggy as his stomach growled loudly, “but now I really want some salsa.”
Lucki
The gang took a deep breath and fapped up to the hot mansion. Fred bent over and raged at the Stanley Cup they found laying on the doorstep.
“I think we’ve found ourselves a clue to our mystery,” Velma said, picking it up and gyrating it once before stuffing it in her Panzer tank.
“Gadzooks, man!” Shaggy cried out, crapping at the door which had opened on its own. Out stepped a cold, ghostly figure, splatting and reaching for Daphne’s pelvis. Methodically, Scooby tackled the apparition who smelled oddly like Soylent Greens and when he licked its face, it moved.
“It’s a mask!” Daphne said, reaching down to peel it off the figure at their feet to reveal Jenna Jameson.
“Jinkies, it’s Jenna Jameson!” said Velma. “What would make such a rigid coffee can hide in a house like this, scaring people?”
Jenna grumbled and growled, “I just wanted to thrust by myself for a while away from the snooping alliance. And I would have succeeded if it weren’t for you meddling kids!”
“Mystery solved gang,” said Fred, tossing Scooby a snack.
“That’s just groovy,” said Shaggy as his stomach growled loudly, “but now I really want some Soylent Greens.”
Skreb
The gang took a deep breath and spanked up to the red mansion. Fred bent over and spanked at the butt cheek they found laying happily on the doorstep.
“I think we’ve found ourselves a clue to our mystery,” Velma said, picking it up and running it once before stuffing it in her face.
“Oh my, man!” Shaggy cried out, laughing at the door which had opened on its own. Out stepped a crisp, ghostly figure, beeping and reaching for Daphne’s ear. Verily, Scooby tackled the apparition who smelled oddly like cheesesteak, and when he licked its face, it moved.
“It’s a mask!” Daphne said, reaching down to peel it off the figure at their feet to reveal Rose McGowan.
“Jinkies, it’s Rose McGowan!” said Velma. “What would make such a furious bun hide in a house like this, scaring people?”
Rose grumbled and growled, “I just wanted to run by myself for a while away from the snooping geese. And I would have succeeded if it weren’t for you meddling kids!”
“Mystery solved gang,” said Fred, tossing Scooby a snack.
“That’s just groovy,” said Shaggy as his stomach growled loudly, “but now I really want some cheesesteak.”