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http://www.clickondetroit.com/news/7502034/detail.html

Police: Man Hides In Bathrooms, Drinks Boys' Urine

Man Previously Convicted Of Rape


Alan Patton, 54, is in jail after allegedly telling Gahanna, Ohio, police about his affection for urine.

Police said Patton goes to family restaurants and movie theaters and waits for boys in a bathroom stall. Investigators said he shuts off the water to the child-level urinal and puts a cup in the bottom.

"He goes back and retrieves the cup and drinks the urine," Detective Ron Fithen said.

Patton allegedly told police that he leaves the stall after the child leaves.

Fithen interviewed Patton after he was arrested while leaving a movie theater last weekend.

"Listening to him describe it, it's like listening to a crack or cocaine addict. He's addicted to children's urine," Fithen said.

According to police, Patton said he's been drinking urine for years.

"He told us he's been doing it over 40 years, since he was 7 years old," Fithen said.

Police said Patton told them it makes him sick, but that it's almost spiritual to him. He allegedly added, "I like it because it makes me closer to them -- like I'm drinking their youth."

A New Albany, Ohio, father played a role in Patton's arrest. He told someone at a movie theater that Patton was staring at his son in the bathroom. The theater employee then called police.

Officials said Patton is a registered sexual predator, who was convicted of rape 13 years ago.

Police believe Patton has been collecting and drinking urine in cities around Central Ohio, including Hilliard, Westerville, Dublin, Worthington and Gahanna.
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I guess we can take some sort of comfort that he wasn't lurking around to collect semen or blood.

Not really sure what kind of crime they can charge him with, though. He's basically collecting someone else's garbage.
 
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Don't make fun of R. Kelly. Watching those first few "Trapped in the Closet" videos was one of the most surreal experiences I've ever had.
 
This is one of those stories where the only reaction you can really utter is "Err... what?"
 
I've heard of old people smelling their grandchilren to "obtain their youth", but this is just too far lol
 
So THAT'S where the soul is. People have been looking in the wrong place the whole time.
 
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