Michael Bay's Rejected "The Dark Knight" Script

[Rappa]

http://my.spill.com/profiles/blog/show?id=947994%3ABlogPost%3A355506

Lots of classic quotes in here, like

"We pan to a beautiful woman: platinum blonde with a huge rack. She is the hottest woman in the world, but she wears glasses because she is also the smartest woman in the world."

and

"Pyrotechnics erupt in the distance. Guitar solo."

 

[Romper]

LOL

General: Okay, I like it. But which one of the internets do we hack?

Bruce: All of them.

 

[Khajit]

I dont see how something like hacking the internets and dealing with the joker (who happens to be an arab terrorist) could go wrong.

 

[Zephayra]

"The biggest fucking missiles you've ever seen"

Awesome.

 

[Lanien]

lol I bet a real Michael Bay script looks something exactly like this. One thing is missing though, the upward angle shot of the hero looking badass.

 

[Tyrath]

Thats funny stuff. Rachel Dawes in Megan Fox scene gogo.

 

[Sabia]

I love Micheal Bay, He's "Awesome"

 

[Halifirien]

Sabia. that may be the first exposure I've had to Michael Bay that didn't lead to itchy skin, profuse sweating, and uncontrollable rage. I tip my hat to you.

 

[Firestreak]

I kinda wanna see this movie.