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Ok so my mother-in-law beings me this joke and I cant help myself but to share it...
The Mommy Test.
I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to out it in her mouth, I took the item aways from her and I asked her not to do that.
"Why?" my daughter asked.
"Becuse its been on the ground, its dirty and probably has germs." I replied.
My daughter asked, "Mommy, how do you know all this stuff? you are so smart."
I said "All moms know this stuff its on the mommy test . You have to know it, or they dont let you be a mommy."
After a moment she said "I get it! So if you dint pass the test you have to be a daddy."
The Mommy Test.
I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to out it in her mouth, I took the item aways from her and I asked her not to do that.
"Why?" my daughter asked.
"Becuse its been on the ground, its dirty and probably has germs." I replied.
My daughter asked, "Mommy, how do you know all this stuff? you are so smart."
I said "All moms know this stuff its on the mommy test . You have to know it, or they dont let you be a mommy."
After a moment she said "I get it! So if you dint pass the test you have to be a daddy."