Unsatisfying Sex Life Leads to Silverdale Woman's Meltdown

If I tried that with my GF, I'd have been raped >.>

Also:



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Like when Peter got his vivisectomy?

man that shit was gold
 
nearly slid out of my char, now my day can't get depressing thanks dowzer!
 
Fat chicks have more cushion for the pushin'.
 
They give you shade in the Summer, and warmth in the Winter.... so they say.
 
Apparently she doesn't know that the average male at that age would get like 3-4 hard ons a night. All she had to do was wait until he was sleeping then climb aboard the baloney pony.
 
She tried to do that and he refused... lol
 
Naw, she woke him up first.
 
Apparently she doesn't know that the average male at that age would get like 3-4 hard ons a night. All she had to do was wait until he was sleeping then climb aboard the baloney pony.

At first I thought Stine had posted this, my first thoughts were "Tristam you bastard," then I remembered how confusingly similar your avatars are. -. -
 
8-bit Theater ftw
 
whoa whoa whoa. why would i be a bastard? lol.
 
I'm a helper ^^
 
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