So wheres the weirdest place youve ever ended up after a night of drinking?

Just got the idea to do this from another thread so I ask you the question, wheres the weirdest place youve ever ended up or the most normal place youve ended up but have entirely no memory of how the fuck you ended up there.

One of the strangest for me so far was I was camping with a few chums in my mates garden, had a big bottle of Pymms and Vodka (Bear in mind, we were 12 when this story takes place) We all shared the Pymms between us, all gone without a hitch, so get started on the vodka, quarter of the way in everyone gives up and hands the bottle over to me finish (3/4 of a litre of vodka bottle) well I remember putting that bottle to my lips and then thats it, memory ends.

Next thing I know I was in the biggest of the 2 tents (this one was a 6 man, the other was a 2 man) in my sleeping bag on my own, wondering what in the fuck happened and where the hell I was. I fell out of the tent to try and find everyone else and see that theres 5 people in the 2 man tent (my mate and the 4 lasses we were with)

Think that was my first ever night where I had complete memory loss from drinking, and now it just happens every night I go out drinking.

So whats yours?

I have never blacked out from drinking, so I always remember how I ended up getting to where I did. While I did remember how I got there, the strangest place I ended up at was on a blanket in the front lawn. A chick and I had gotten pretty drunk and decided to watch the sun come up. We fell asleep before it did, and I woke up to a bright ass light (very annoying for someone that had been drinking the night before) and this foxy chick nustled up against me. I woke first, and naturally pretended to be still asleep and dreaming as I ran my hand up and down her back and mumbled her name a couple times until she woke and "woke" me up. The story gets better from here, but goes off topic

My most recent unusual drunk place waking up is on the floor, outside my bathroom, wearing nothing but my boxers. I had been very drunk after being stood up by a chick (kinda, she fell asleep after being up for 30 hours and apologized for it about 5 times the next time I saw her) and had decided in my stupor that I shouldn't sleep in my bed. For some reason I decided that I shouldn't be wearing my shirt, I'm still not sure why.

I've never forgotten how I ended up somewhere. I have, however, experienced large chunks of the night completely gone.

My cousin, however, woke up completely naked on a bear fur (lol typical swedish?) in her house.

I came to my senses once at my ex-girlfriend's apartment. The only thing I remember before that was me saying "Guys we have to go, I work tomorrow" and as we were heading out of the Hotel's Lobby Bar I heard a "Hey hello, how are you. I've not seen you in ages!"...

In a friend of mine's bed wearing her nothing but her thong. It had been raining earlier in the night and my clothes got wet so apparently (i was blacked out) I stripped naked in the middle of her apartment and put on one of her thongs and passed out next to her in bed. Apparently another friend of mine passed out with a snowtube around him on the floor next to the bed too.

I woke up the next morning with a hard on, no blankets on me and 3 of her roommates uncontrollably laughing at me.

Best topic ever.

My weirdest was definitely my laundry basket in my closet. I was still in my Halloween costume, and my back was killing me. No idea how i got back to my dorm, checked in, up to the top floor where I lived, and into the closet. I'm pretty sure it was the first time I ever got hammered.

My most painful was waking up in my friend's roommate's bedroom. I woke up confused and on a strange bed. My pants were off, so I thought there was a girl in the bed with me. I turned around and hit my head against a nightstand next to the bed. It sucked. (Turns out I was pants-less because I vomited on them.)

My most sexful was waking up next to a female friend of mine with one of my hands down her pants:

Jason: Did I get to second base?
Chick: You started to, then you passed out.
Jason: Balls. Well, seeing as though my hand is already down your pants...
Chick: You may as well, you're already touching my vagina.
Jason: Awesome. Can we go brush our teeth first?

That seems like it would have been a mood killer, but not a big a mood killer as morning breath.

This one night i was out drinking with my buddies, we do some crazy shots at the bar. last call, we get 15 praerie fires each and shoot em back. next morning i wake up at my buddy randy's house in his moms bed.

but seriously, i've ended up in a lot of places. strange houses, strange beds, strange ditches. none of them will ever beat the time i woke up in the branches of a tree, about 20 feet off the ground, naked and with a naked girl passed out sitting on my lap. my clothes were scattered throughout the tree. never did find my pants, just lucky my boxers were long enough they looked like shorts.

1. Dresser drawer
2. Hanging out of the window of a random car
3. Corn field
4. Amidst a sea of bottles, bongs, pizza boxes, scum, band equipment
5. 1975

I slept in my front yard once, on a table. I woke up and it was light outside.

After a party, I woke up on my best friends couch in pants that looked suspiciously like Zubaz with four of the cuuuuuutest little kittens ever crawling around and pawing at me. Sickness and hangover aside, that was the best morning ever.

My friend's bedroom (him and his gf were both in the bed asleep) curled up in a ball on the floor. I don't even think they knew I was ever in there, lol.

Tim Wakefield said:

I slept in my front yard once, on a table. I woke up and it was light outside.

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Oh yeah? I woke up still drunk in my now girlfriends bed with her spooning with me.

<3 teh spoonage.

Oh, i only got like 3hours of sleep, that day was a fun one.

Wierdest place has to have been on top of a dunken donuts dumpster.
after a night of heavy absinthe drinking I woke up in the morning to find my friend inside it, me on top, and a guy standing there wondering what the fuck we were doing. I still don't know how the hell I got there.

Odon said:

Wierdest place has to have been on top of a dunken donuts dumpster.
after a night of heavy absinthe drinking I woke up in the morning to find my friend inside it, me on top, and a guy standing there wondering what the fuck we were doing. I still don't know how the hell I got there.

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I'm sorry =( I didn't mean to leave you there

i woke up in a tree, downtown, naked...

Uzor said:

I'm sorry =( I didn't mean to leave you there

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Bastard!

Where should i begin...
I tend to black out alot when i drink but thats cause i rarely stop til i do black out and also that my favorite drink is Everclear and Hawaiian Punch.

1. Sophomore year in college woke up face down in a bean bag chair in an apartment that is 6 buildings away from the one that i lived in, in a large apartment complex in a strangers apartment in a corner of the kitchen when the party was at my place.

2. about 2 months later woke up on a chicks bed that i met at a party (once again that was at my house) however i didn't hook up with the chick (i hope)i just woke up there with her and another guy sleeping on top of me... not beside me ... literally on top of me. Thank god i was fully clothed.

3. My 21st birthday woke up naked on the hardwood floor kitchen of my sister's boyfriend's parent's house in Orange County with a towel wrapped around my head like a turban because apparently i kept on falling down... but why were my clothes not on.

4. Woke up on top of my bumper pool table covered in my own piss... still clothed with over a dozen other people passed out on the floor. (i'm sure the table was more comfortable anyways)

5. Woke up in the double sink in the bathroom

6. Woke up on the roof of my apartment building... not sure how i got up there.

7. Woke up in my bed but the funny part about this was the fact that itto woke up halfway underneath my bed. (also the night that my roommates stuck their fingers down my throat because they thought i had alcohol poisoning because i was making funny noises while passed out)

FYI because of all these events i have given up on drinking for the most part. Or atleast drinking for the sake of getting drunk.

It usually doesn't happen to me, but I woke up alone, lying down in a park, where evidently about 10 murders happen a year.

I guess my friends were in the same state, and forgot I was there. Luckily it's not far from my dorm and I got a ride early the next morning.

I woke up three days later in some guys house i didnt know in Germany. Boy that was a fun adventure back to my host's house. I came up with one hell of a story on the way so they wouldnt kill me.

Had a dream i was making out with a friends girlfriend, in my fathers bed. I woke up in my fathers bed, and she was curled up by my feet.

I still wonder if it really happened cause i would never do that with a friends woman.