So wheres the weirdest place youve ever ended up after a night of drinking?

Anttaru said:
Had a dream i was making out with a friends girlfriend, in my fathers bed. I woke up in my fathers bed, and she was curled up by my feet.

I still wonder if it really happened cause i would never do that with a friends woman.
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A drinkers dream is never a real dream mate..
 
well that is what it used to be when i was drinking with a purpose... now i tend to be the rum and coke type
 
Let's see... behind a dumpster kinda near the last bar I remember, and in a barracks in Leavenworth. As in Leavenworth Kansas. As in that happy fun place with the Military Prison. Was a good evening.
 
Calais said:
Jesus fucking christ, no wonder you quit. Everclear fucks you uppppppppp
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You didnt quite get the bigger font quote thing, but good attempt.

And yes, Everclear does fuck you up, as does Absinthe... 2 drinks I love to hate
 
Lets see here my personal favorites
Roof of my Fraternity house, Locked in my closet, and alone in a boat in the middle of a lake with no oars.
 
Boy... well let's see.

In Puerto Rico once, after a night of crazy partying with my brother and many friends, I woke up at a rest stop on the freeway 20 minutes from town. Problem is, I was on foot. How'd I get there? (o_O)

Woke up in jail once.

Here in Japan, woke up at the bar's bathroom at 10am once, walked out, plain daylight, went to the food cart on the corner and ordered some yakitori and a beer :) 3 beers later got in a cab and finally went back home.
 
Long stories short:

- On the beach a few times...

- In my bed with one of my mom's old coworkers and having my mom come over my place for a surprise hello...Then walking in on us in bed under the covers and proceeding to laugh her ass off at the WTF-look I had on my face. >_>;

- Hotel room floor with Motley and another Pimp in the bed and somehow flash forward into the bed and later that morning I found out it was Motley's spot.

I know how I wind up where I do, but it's the time in between that escapes me sometimes...

Don't think I've really just blacked out.

I could go on, but I don't think I could top some of the stuff I've read in this thread.
 
Wierdest place would be my ex-girlfriends house, on her pourch, she kicked me out that night.

Then onto of a dryer in my friends apartment.

THen, my favorite, in my parents bed.

and yes Jungle Juice (Everclear and Kool-Aid) is the shit. Its like the natural Light of liquor. about 30 dollars will mak 4 gallons.
 
Not a story of me ending up in a strange place, but a friend. One night at college he got very drunk, he's a mean drunk despite being a small guy. He was wanting to go off driving, so we basically forced him to go into his room instead. He snuck out the window, and hopped in his car and started driving. He headed to Mexico to start a new life. About 4 hours later he pulled into a rest stop 250 miles from college. He woke up there and headed home after sobering up.
 
one night after almost 3 six packs of yuengling porter and many shots of jack daniels i came home went to take a leak my mother found me asleep standing front of the toilet with one hand against the wall the other on my c@%k dont know how long i was standing there but i estimate at least 15 mins i actually fell asleep while taking a leak
 
Dejavu said:
7. Woke up in my bed but the funny part about this was the fact that itto woke up halfway underneath my bed. (also the night that my roommates stuck their fingers down my throat because they thought i had alcohol poisoning because i was making funny noises while passed out)
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1) Under Dejavu's Bed... well 1/2 under it.
 
On the hood of a car on New Years day about 5 am and 10 degrees outside. Jagermeifter was a bad idea that night. Or under a bridge walking back from a party.
 
strangely enough my bed lol

cause i dont remember how i got there
 
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