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  • Once upon a time, there were a bunch of really slick guys. Now, you may be thinking, "Slick as in they were rubbing each other with oil slick?" and the answer to that lad, is no. Okay, well, they were rubbing each other with oil, but they were very smooth gentlemen.

    Their names were Patrick, Alex, Luis, and Eric. Some may be reading thinking that they were gay, but they were just living out their dreams. The reason they were rubbing oil on themselves was so they could slide, because when they were younger they always wanted one of those slip-n'-slide things but never got one.

    If one of us got one, I imagine it would've been like this:



    I'm the guy sliding, my dream came true!
    You, Eric, are the cool kid with the pink bathing suit. Awesome.
    Alex is the girl with the tie-dye one-piece. His enthusiasm is radical!
    Luis is playing in the bushes somewhere. Probably training to mow some lawns.
    I know, but what if there was a bit of personal "oomph" in that quote?
    Never know what's gonna happen, son.
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