Haha I was just contemplating going to a 5 year reunion this Saturday, but only if my berries go back to a normal size so I can walk again. I was kind of looking forward to going there, getting belligerent, and calling all the girls that wouldn't sleep with me back then "Shitpigs".
As for the hernia, not gonna lie, I've been milking it a little bit, but when I can get people (namely: my Girlfriend) to wait on me hand and food and bring me Taco Bell every time she comes over, who wouldn't?