Lighthearted is all I can take ye threat to be; it is chipmunks that manage the squirrel army.
Clever and cute, sinister and cruel; fear they shall strike into the heart of your 'coons!
Rules would be enforced. Just.. the general public doesn't handle knocks against their political beliefs/religion/etc very well. If it's voluntary to join the group and participate (without flames of course), it would work out much better.