It actually only took a couple of minutes. I nerded it up in an excel spreadsheet so all I do is input the words you pick and it spits out the completed story.
Bye, Bye Miss British Sausage
Drove my Ferrari to the levy but the levy was sticky
And soft ole boys were drinking Irish Car Mobs and Rye
Singin this will be the day that I rub, oh this will be the day that I rub