fortune

I know this isn't technically supposed to be out yet, but gamestop sold to me yesterday. I'd say I'm about halfway done, and this is one of the best games I've ever played. I haven't seen Mass Effect with my own eyes to compare, and haven't bought Crysis yet, but barring those two, this is by...

Well the other day my bf Kizaryo showed me a fortune that was baffling to say the least >.>; This is what it said (and no I'm not making this up lol): "Don't kiss an elephant on the lips today." He shows me this after he got back from work and we had a good laugh from it. So has anyone...