Weird fortunes from the fortune cookies >.>;;

[Raesylil]

Well the other day my bf Kizaryo showed me a fortune that was baffling to say the least >.>;

This is what it said (and no I'm not making this up lol):
"Don't kiss an elephant on the lips today."

He shows me this after he got back from work and we had a good laugh from it.

So has anyone else gotten weird fortunes from the fortune cookies?

 

[Arctyrael]

I think you either:

A.) Got ahold of a fortune cookie made in Indonesia.

or

B.) The Chinese Zen masters have run out of Zen.

 

[Eulore]

"You've already had the happiest moment of your life."

Stolen from 4chan fortune cookie thread a while back ;|

 

[Westyle]

"To do a barrel roll press the [Z] or [ R ) button twice!"

 

[Trippyhippy]

"Up Up Down Down Left Right Right B A Start"

 

[Bajaratt]

I've gotten "You are very smart" before. I was disappointed, I was hoping to get something I didn't already know.

 

[delsus]

"jp Only"

 

[Makelith]

"You will please multiple people tonight"

Don't know how many people do the "in bed" part afterwards.

I was with my g/f at the time of reading. She blushed, then turned red with anger, and then i didn't please anyone that night.