jokes

I gots this one just now.. not too bad. CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct...

DO NOT READ THIS IF YOU DO NOT LIKE RACEIEST JOKES ETC!!!!!! WARNED YOU what do asians do when they have erections? they vote. what was the first piece of musical equipment ever created? it was when God took a rib from adam and formed a loud speaker...

Post jokes in here if you want, I'll start. This mother was on her way to her married daughters house She rings the doorbell *ding dooooong* The daughter answers the door completely nude The mother shocked asks why she is naked The daughter replies, "I thought you were my husband coming home...

the person who put the baby there?

Sadly, these all tend to come from people who I try to consider friends, but they throw this back in my face. I wanna make a list, for you smartasses you think this crap is funny. 1. Taking advantage of someone's kindness. If you say you and anyone who can raise in your party wiped, all the way...

Joke #1: An elementary school teacher who is giving a lesson on subtraction. She says, "If there are 7 black birds on this fence, and the farmer shoots one of them, how many are left?" One boy raises his hand and says, "None." "How so." says the teacher." Boy: "Because if the farmer shoots...