newbies

I found this on the Alla website and thought it was funny yet true for some of the newbies I have had the mispleasure of encountering.

Hi, if you meet any of the following criteria (Choose one from Group A and One from Group B) GROUP A 1) You play off the Xbox360 GROUP B 1) You have no subjob 2) You are below rank 3 Go fuck yourself. Thank you.

Ok well i was walking through tahrongi canyon and i get a blind invite from a 11 warrior named Emiril. I was a lvl 11 ranger and was bored so i took him up on his offer. Right when we start the party i realize he doesnt know how to invite other people and ends up forming an alliance. After we...

Seems like lately there have been a lot of noobs coming to Jueno to do their Chocobo quest with no Gil?!!?!! I see shouts all the time begging for Gill for the chocobo quest. Just recently, I was sitting in front of the Lower Jeuno AH with a couple of friends when a noob exaimes me then...