willandgrace said:
1, 2 buckle my shoe
3 , 4 lick my core
5 , 6 lick my clits
7 , 8 lay me i'm straight
Step 1: Take wooden spoon and beat your eyes with it.
Step 2: Proceed to take out all fingernails and toenails with a very rusty Phillips flathead.
Step 3: Then inflict mutiple paper cuts on skin area that need to flex or are of daily use.
Step 4: Proceed to pour saliene solution on all exposed skin under finger nails and toenails and paper cut wounds.
Step 5: Attach an alarmclock speaker side to the each ear and turn on alarm sound function and leave it there.
Step 6: REFLECT ON WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU POST SOMETHING LIKE THIS!!!!!!!!!!
Note: Just re-read what I typed, and I am scared now.