10 things you Need while playing FFXI

Hello everyone, just thought i would make another fun thread since hasn't been any for a while. Thisis to list the 10 things you need or want while playing

guess i can start for it would be

10. Ac being on just at the right temp.

9. second PC to look stuff up

8. Nacho cheese doritos "with chopsticks" I dont like getting my hands dirty and using keyboard

7. Halfe frozen Pepsi, I usualy toss bout 3-5 in the freezer before starting ls event or parties

6. Pizza and or buffalowings ready to be warmed for half-time

5. I-pod or second PC open up to youtube for music videos during long repetitve parties and down time

4. A shower "nice to feel fresh and clean while playing"

3. Snacks and toys + cartoons to distract kids before bedtime

2. My GF on her days off is awesome she waits hand and foot on me bringing me snacks and anything else i need and also babysits so i can play

1. kids IN bed asleep.. ahhh this is only time i can Truly enjoy the game, with thier mom babysitting she stills yells for me to help her >.<

HAHA DARKFELICITY!!! THAT SOUNDS JUST LIKE YOU, HUNNY! YOU'RE MY FAVORITE SEX SLAVE <33333333

Long time no chit chat, fob! You have myspace?

anyways

Frawk uh I was thinking of coming back but someone stole my account and all and like took it to ragnarok.....who the hell would do that? I have friends in Bahamut but not raggy server.
Hmmm
when I played...
I just played?
If I got bored I went afk!!!
yeah, boring me. But I don't care for doing all this messy mess stuff just to turn on the game and play. I had music on and hahaha fob!!!

chopstick eating chips?? hahah sissy ladie!!!! next time let me feed you chips naked....on a bed of roses <333


not really, that chopstick idea is pretty creative, babe. I have to hand it to you, you're freaking awesome!!!! we need to kick it soon.

I don't usually normally eat chips and all but i'm buying some now just to try it out with chopsticks


Us freaking asians are pimpin
 
lol I was including that on the list...

10 - Coca~Cola
9 - Coca~Cola
8 - Coca~Cola
7 - Coca~Cola
6 - Coca~Cola
5 - Coca~Cola
4 - Coca~Cola
3 - Coca~Cola
2 - pr0n
1 - Coca~Cola
 
Hello everyone, just thought i would make another fun thread since hasn't been any for a while. Thisis to list the 10 things you need or want while playing

guess i can start for it would be

10. Ac being on just at the right temp.

9. second PC to look stuff up

8. Nacho cheese doritos "with chopsticks" I dont like getting my hands dirty and using keyboard

7. Halfe frozen Pepsi, I usualy toss bout 3-5 in the freezer before starting ls event or parties

6. Pizza and or buffalowings ready to be warmed for half-time

5. I-pod or second PC open up to youtube for music videos during long repetitve parties and down time

4. A shower "nice to feel fresh and clean while playing"

3. Snacks and toys + cartoons to distract kids before bedtime

2. My GF on her days off is awesome she waits hand and foot on me bringing me snacks and anything else i need and also babysits so i can play

1. kids IN bed asleep.. ahhh this is only time i can Truly enjoy the game, with thier mom babysitting she stills yells for me to help her >.<

Why isn't 2 #1? Hell #2 is something ever guy should want besides frequent sex.

Edit: Meant #2 not #1 lol Fixed typo.
 
Last edited:
only need 3 things...

pot..
beer..
and cigs... lol

What about the absolutely bad white sox game on in the background? Jesus they're bad this year.
 
Why isn't 2 #1? Hell #2 is something ever guy should want besides frequent sex.

Edit: Meant #2 not #1 lol Fixed typo.
QTF.

I wouldn't mind her giving blow jobs whenever I feel like it too. While playing the game. That'd make her #1-10
 
QTF.

I wouldn't mind her giving blow jobs whenever I feel like it too. While playing the game. That'd make her #1-10

What a coincidence I just thought of that too.
 
Windower.
A chair i can lean back on.
What ever other mmo I happen to be playing at the time.
 
I'm surprised more people haven't said beer. Or maybe I'm just an alcoholic...
 
I'm surprised more people haven't said beer. Or maybe I'm just an alcoholic...
Screw beer, I always have a bottle of vodka by my computer.
 
If I drank as much as I played FFXI well my liver would be chronologicaly 23 yrs old but physically it would be ohhhhh I dunno.....431yrs old ball parked.

Don't get me wrong a cold brew or a caesar every so often while playing XI is very relaxing.
 
Screw beer, I always have a bottle of vodka by my computer.
That's not fun, not for me at least. Beer gets you drunk slowly, which is perfect for last window camps. Beer is more of a social drink. FFXI is a social game for antisocial people. Liquor just screams "HAY GUYZ LOOK AT ME IM AN ALCOHOLIC LOL!"

Don't get me wrong, I enjoy a few shots every now and then. Beer is just more enjoyable to drink over long periods of time.
 
Opportunities to smite the RMT.

Absence of noobs.






...And pretty much the same stuff and things the rest of you mentioned, minus the diapers. <.<
 
Why isn't 2 #1? Hell #2 is something ever guy should want besides frequent sex.

Edit: Meant #2 not #1 lol Fixed typo.

hehe Well normally it would be but once you have kids you'll understand why #1 is the reason, I mean yes its very nice having a GF who like to do that for you but if the kids aren't sleeping then you really can't relax , always an interruption. even if they are watching cartoons and being good you feel guilty about making em stay in the room
and sometimes they break things (ie : glass) which she needs help watching em so they don't step on it while she cleans up.

No matter how nice everything is you know you still on your toes if they are not sleeping. thats why is #1

and yes I have sexual favors during plays ^^ nice benefit

and yes becasue of these special favors i have neglected my duties once as rdm in merit and a member or two got killed >.<

but usally i like to get that taken care of before i play
 
hehe Well normally it would be but once you have kids you'll understand why #1 is the reason, I mean yes its very nice having a GF who like to do that for you but if the kids aren't sleeping then you really can't relax , always an interruption. even if they are watching cartoons and being good you feel guilty about making em stay in the room
and sometimes they break things (ie : glass) which she needs help watching em so they don't step on it while she cleans up.

No matter how nice everything is you know you still on your toes if they are not sleeping. thats why is #1

and yes I have sexual favors during plays ^^ nice benefit

and yes becasue of these special favors i have neglected my duties once as rdm in merit and a member or two got killed >.<

but usally i like to get that taken care of before i play

One main reason why Paladin is a good thing. You can blame the DDs for pulling hate.

I understand where you're coming from but you could really combine 1 and 2. Have her get snacks while she looks in on the kids. Of course that is a man dream with the chances of that being slim that she would do both.
 
1. cigarettes
2. drink (beer or w/e i feel like)
3. pipe
4. time (always coming short on this one)
5. phone (I hate the phone like no other)
6. ashtray
7. lighter
8. hmm
9. ummm
10. ... Lubricants
 
That's not fun, not for me at least. Beer gets you drunk slowly, which is perfect for last window camps. Beer is more of a social drink. FFXI is a social game for antisocial people. Liquor just screams "HAY GUYZ LOOK AT ME IM AN ALCOHOLIC LOL!"

Don't get me wrong, I enjoy a few shots every now and then. Beer is just more enjoyable to drink over long periods of time.
I don't like beer. Hate the taste of it. Besides, you get worse hangovers from beer and dark drinks then Vodka, Gin etc. also known as "white drinks".

And ask anyone in my linkshell... its not THAT rare that I'm drunk. Especially during sea or other things. I've done drinking games with people in the shell in Sea. Someone dies, drink. An Aern reraise, drink. The NM dies but doesn´t drop anything, bottom's up. You die, bottom's up.

Fun times.

Beer is a social drink, and FFXI is an antisocial game? That depends. You can be social with people in FFXI, and you can still be social with people outside FFXI. Iunno, it might be me living in Sweden, but I'm out getting drunk with friends quite often. And most of the time we don't drink beer... I have a very hard time gettng drunk as it is, I couldn't imagine getting drunk on beer. A few months back I spent over 300 bucks in order to get drunk, and before I went out I had downed 25 cl of Vodka.

I honestly can't imagine how much I'd have to drink in order to get drunk on beer... The only thing I can drink beer for is the 100 minutes game, but then I prefer using something like Smirnoff Ice since it tastes better and doesn't fill your stomache the same way.

hehe Well normally it would be but once you have kids you'll understand why #1 is the reason, I mean yes its very nice having a GF who like to do that for you but if the kids aren't sleeping then you really can't relax , always an interruption. even if they are watching cartoons and being good you feel guilty about making em stay in the room
and sometimes they break things (ie : glass) which she needs help watching em so they don't step on it while she cleans up.

No matter how nice everything is you know you still on your toes if they are not sleeping. thats why is #1

and yes I have sexual favors during plays ^^ nice benefit

and yes becasue of these special favors i have neglected my duties once as rdm in merit and a member or two got killed >.<

but usally i like to get that taken care of before i play

I hate you -.- Most, if not all girls I know, hate when their boyfriends play games instead of being with them. They'd never give someone a blowjob unless it was to get them off the computer.
 
Last edited:
I hate you -.- Most, if not all girls I know, hate when their boyfriends play games instead of being with them. They'd never give someone a blowjob unless it was to get them off the computer.

Sorry if I made it sound like a regular thing, yes she does spoil me bringing me snacks and stuff, but what you say is true very rarely does she do any "favors" while i play. She despises this game and yes does it to "try" and get me off the computer. I can get some anytime except when playing this game is teh normal thing, She will only do w/e I want when she is in a very good mood..
 
Back
Top