10 Excuses For Sleeping At Work
1. ''They told me at the blood bank this might happen.''
2. ''This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to.''
3. ''Whew! Guess I left the top off the Wite-Out. You probably got here just in time!''
4. ''I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm.''
5. ''I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance.''
6. ''I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stess. Do you discriminate toward people who practice Yoga?''
7. ''Dang! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.''
8. ''The coffee machine is broken...''
9. ''Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot...''
10. ''.....in Jesus' name, Amen.''
D:
1. ''They told me at the blood bank this might happen.''
2. ''This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to.''
3. ''Whew! Guess I left the top off the Wite-Out. You probably got here just in time!''
4. ''I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm.''
5. ''I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance.''
6. ''I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stess. Do you discriminate toward people who practice Yoga?''
7. ''Dang! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.''
8. ''The coffee machine is broken...''
9. ''Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot...''
10. ''.....in Jesus' name, Amen.''
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