13-year-old Pulls Knife on Teacher, Demands Money to Buy GTA

[Bustaballs]

http://www.gamepolitics.com/2008/05/29/13-year-old-pulls-knife-teacher-demands-money-buy-gta

The Associated Press is reporting that a 13-year-old middle school student in Framingham, Massachusetts menaced his teacher with a knife in an attempt to get money to purchase Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas.

From the AP report:

Police Lt. Paul Shastany says... the male student stayed behind after the other students had left the classroom, pulled the 11-inch knife and asked for $20. After [the teacher] refused, he lowered his demand to $1. The teacher took the knife from the student.



Shastany says the boy wanted to buy the video game "Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas" but his mother refused to give him the money, so he came up with an alternate plan.

LOL

 

[StanDarsh]

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[Tristam Green]

Awesome. AWESOME.

 

[Tagrineth]

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I was going to say exactly the same thing but you beat me to it.

Just to reiterate, though -

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[Shyrra]

I pee'd.

 

[Tyrath]

Proof that violence precludes the game!

Damn straight

 

[Myrrh]

The kid seems to be a little behind the times. All the cool kids are playing GTA IV. Everyone has already forgotten about San Andreas.

 

[Jamba]

The kid seems to be a little behind the times. All the cool kids are playing GTA IV. Everyone has already forgotten about San Andreas.

Maybe he figured San Andreas costs less, so he'd half to mug fewer faculty members to get it.

 

[Realia]

/facepalm

 

[iaredrew]

"Awesome. Awesome to the max."*

God, learn your lines.

 

[Skeith]

... What the fuck? That game isn't worth pulling a knife on someone for.

Katamari, maybe... But San Andreas? No. Bad child!

 

[K. Ishitar]

... What the fuck? That game isn't worth pulling a knife on someone for.

Katamari, maybe... But San Andreas? No. Bad child!

my friend speaks words of wisdom

 

[Halifirien]

Kids these days are so goddamned stupid. First rule of robbing someone at knifepoint: pick a stranger who'll have a harder time identifying you to police.

Fuckin' amateurs.

 

[Zaltana]

... What the fuck? That game isn't worth pulling a knife on someone for.

Katamari, maybe... But San Andreas? No. Bad child!

my friend speaks words of wisdom

you're both crack heads. :wacko:

 

[Amidamaru]

PAGE BREAKER!!

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[Arctyrael]

In the immortal words of Khajit - no, not the FFXI player - the Morrowind NPC:

"Khajit has no words for you."

 

[Neche]

So that's how you make money? I've been doing it wrong for years.

 

[Chasym]

 

[K. Ishitar]

you're both crack heads. :wacko:

then you're the dealer lol

 

[Hitaru]

WAIT! what if he got the money....he would be rejected at the gamestop for not being 17...omg casulties!