248 ways to annoy people

Trippyhippy

Trippyhippy

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I know people that:

6. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think."
23. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?", "What?", "Never mind, it's gone now."
31. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.
47. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.
60. TYPE ONLY IN UPPERCASE.
61. type only in lowercase.
62. dont use any punctuation either
87. Sing the "This is the song that never ends" song from Lampchop's Play-Along.
106. Say "okay, you're gay" to anything someone says.
122. Disagree strongly with everything anybody says.
142. Wear your cap backwards and say "Yo, wazzup?" a lot.
218. Call everyone a communist.
223. Send people annoying chain forwards with outrageous consequences like "If you don't send this to 300 people in 4 seconds you will die instantly" and then insist that it is true and it happened to your uncle.
231. Whenever anybody says anything to you. Respond by saying, "I know."
247. WRIGHT N AL CAPITOL LETERS AND MISSSSSPEL EVRYTHIND!!!
253) Spel easy wordds rong.
257) Snicker at what someone said and say "I got the movie reference".
 
3. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."
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This one made me "lol".
 
BULLSHIT TATS WAHT YOU THINK YOU COMMUNIST TRIPPYHIPPY


(capzzzz, yo)
 
Isollde said:
3. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub.
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This one made me "lol".
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This reminded me of a comedian, who had a story about a college housemate who sat everyone else down and said "This is my milk, you won't drink it" followed by him whipping out his penis and sticking it into the top of the milk jug. The guy never drank his milk, because he was told that after he left everyone else there proceeded to do the exact same thing to his milk.
 
183. When a cop pulls you over, when they step up to your car, drive forward slowly and make them walk. Especially if it's raining.
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this would be awesome too.. XD.. promptly followed by an ass kicking or an arrest.. XD
 
This is the song that never ends
Yes, it goes on and on my friends
Some people started singing it not knowing what it was
And they'll continue singing it forever just because—
 
166. On a night other than Halloween, get a few friends together and dress like Jason from Friday the 13th. Have each of you stand a mile apart on a highway.



Oh god, yes!
 
A lot of them sound fun
 
Yeah, like using road flares on a birthday cake lol. I'd like to try that. Or pointing a hair drying at cars to see if they really slow down. Walk into a resturant, Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times. Then walk out lol.

I know someone at work that has conspiracy arguements including with OJ Simpson (number 22) lol. It provides great humor to help get me through the work day.
 
Sorrowfulturnip said:
Walk into a resturant, Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times. Then walk out lol.
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My brother's best friend in middle school played "Hit Me Baby One More Time" seven times in succession on a Pizza Hut jukebox when I took them to go see "Mystery Men" in 1999.

My best friend and I hid the body so well, police had to cold-case it.
 
I yelled at my little cousin for number 83. And if I ever catch anyone doing that, even though I don't use them anymore, I would punch you. It's more annoying than you think. I've lost crucial pieces that way.
 
3. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will steal your grub

my cousin and sister do that... She does it on her plate, fork, knife, spoon and glass as well.
 
Tristam Green said:
My brother's best friend in middle school played "Hit Me Baby One More Time" seven times in succession on a Pizza Hut jukebox when I took them to go see "Mystery Men" in 1999.

My best friend and I hid the body so well, police had to cold-case it.
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Haha nice. I know of a resturant where a bunch of rednecks hang out. Least I think they still do. Don't go there as much as I used too. If they still do, I need to blast me some eminem in there a good 10 times or so lol.

Neisan said:
I yelled at my little cousin for number 83. And if I ever catch anyone doing that, even though I don't use them anymore, I would punch you. It's more annoying than you think. I've lost crucial pieces that way.
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There is tool that pulls those appart I think. I remember I had some grey piece that has a handle coming out at a 45 degree angle. You latch it on like a regular lego piece and pull the handle in an upward direction going clockwise(like a flip) and it usually pries it off. Just got to attach the flat piece to a solid base. Was tricky but it worked.
 
Sorrowfulturnip said:
There is tool that pulls those appart I think. I remember I had some grey piece that has a handle coming out at a 45 degree angle. You latch it on like a regular lego piece and pull the handle in an upward direction going clockwise(like a flip) and it usually pries it off. Just got to attach the flat piece to a solid base. Was tricky but it worked.
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I didn't have that tool for some time, and even after using it on a certain three pieces I was still forced to chuck them since they wouldn't come apart for anything.

These actually happened in my High School:

- Constantly referred to Osama Bin Laden as their Uncle.
- 205. Every time someone asks you to do something or says something to you ask "Is that a threat?"
- Demanded everyone refer to them as 'The Great One'.
 
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