4 Questions

[Chuash]

How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator?

How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?

There is a river you must cross but is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it?

 

[Elohim]

How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator?

Open the door and put him in.

How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

You can't, there's a giraffe in there.

The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?

Man?

There is a river you must cross but is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it?

Go upstream to where there are no crocodiles. Alternately, throw loads of meat into the river until they are all full and fall asleep.

 

[CmdrFly]

1. chainsaw
2. blender
3. the Lion King himself since he's dead
4. helicopter

These questions would make great riddles given more restraints to work under.

 

[Novolo]

damn it cmdr beat me too it D:

 

[duncanrun]

How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator?

How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?

There is a river you must cross but is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it?

1) Open the door and put him in.
2) Open the door take out the giraffe put in the elephant.
3) The elephant hes in the refrigerator
4) Wait tell the animal conference then cross the crocodiles will all be at the conference.

 

[Shyrra]

Smoke pot.

 

[Grem]

Portals x 4

 

[Helius]

Dig a ditch and wait for the world to end.

Solves EVERYTHING

(This remark is not directed to anyone...)

 

[Morwen]

1) Open the door and put him in.
2) Open the door take out the giraffe put in the elephant.
3) The elephant hes in the refrigerator
4) Wait tell the animal conference then cross the crocodiles will all be at the conference.

You... took my answer... ; ;