4 word story

[jender]

being in the closet

 

[Lokkin]

and repetetive kilt references

 

[Tyrion]

and his own homosexuality

 

[Pupusa]

which he got from

 

[Tyrion]

not washing his hands

 

[jender]

for years at a

 

[Tyrion]

hybrid scottish/mexican restaurant

 

[Pupusa]

where they mostly served

 

[aixlachaise]

deep-fried mars bars,

 

[Tyrion]

and spicy haggis enchiladas

 

[OniTatsujin]

and his teacher had...

 

[Tyrion]

[ignore]

 

[jender]

a massive heart attack

 

[Drecan]

from food drenched in

 

[Tyrion]

heart-attack-causing stuff.

 

[jender]

Lokkin recessitated him by

 

[Sneakypants]

Applying a Dirty Sanchez

 

[Tyrion]

and boldly with great

 

[Mohoso]

Applying a Dirty Sanchez

way to fuckin funny.

sorry to hijack just ignore this.

Mo...

 

[Lokkin]

[tranq darts tyrion regretfully]