4 word story

ok here is the first bit I ran outta time but if someone wants to consolidate it some more for reading purposes please do.

now, this is a simple thing and we need everyone to participate, i was gonna put this in general discussion, but this dosnt nesscicarily (sp?) pertain to FFXI and general discussion to too cluttered anyway,

RULES: simple, each post is 4 words, you cannot post twice in a row, you cannot edit posts already been replyed to, only time you can/should edit is before anyone else replys, else it kinda ruins the 4 word story, dont you think? ok i'll start,




i want some really......large wasted internet bandwith..that always prevents lag...from giant cybermonkeys that...tried, in vain, to...overthrow conventional consumerist evil....which resulted in the....destruction of my face.....rendering it impossible for....beatiful lovely grade A....to eat a toe...which is five words....which was edited by....A foot fetishist who.....died shortly after having....all you can eat.....lime flavored tarutarus on....chocolate cream made from.....forum members toe jam.....macaroni saphires on mars!.....with a side order....of hot monkey love.....from a 600 pound....Yagudo who loves French....kissing the noobs in....such a way that....it rips open their......delicious sacks of tasty....hot green sacs of....lovely repetitively redundant posts....poured on small oily....Tarus in Bronze Subligar....before they can flee.....their doom, which only....a horrible case of....kebabs and hot chocolate.....can cure their small....hands and feet, but.....instead they tried to....put them in thier.. ...but wait! They have...but wait! made a thread that....will not die, so....we just keep posting....which means that we....are slowly decreasing in.....size, very soon we....will be incredibly miniscule.....and that would mean....that it would be....hard to be above....the swinging mithran tail....that painfully whips all.....giant Galka Kneecaps out....smacking taru melon heads....and dropping Mandragora to....completely forget which are.....Red in Color and....mandragoras and tarutarus, thus....stunned by foreign logic....

ok tried consolidating this to a more readable format but only got to the end of PAGE 4 if anyone wants to please feel free to continue.

Thanks,

Mo..
 
i want some really......large wasted internet bandwith..that always prevents lag...from giant cybermonkeys that...tried, in vain, to...overthrow conventional consumerist evil....which resulted in the....destruction of my face.....rendering it impossible for....beatiful lovely grade A....to eat a toe...which is five words....which was edited by....A foot fetishist who.....died shortly after having....all you can eat.....lime flavored tarutarus on....chocolate cream made from.....forum members toe jam.....macaroni saphires on mars!.....with a side order....of hot monkey love.....from a 600 pound....Yagudo who loves French....kissing the noobs in....such a way that....it rips open their......delicious sacks of tasty....hot green sacs of....lovely repetitively redundant posts....poured on small oily....Tarus in Bronze Subligar....before they can flee.....their doom, which only....a horrible case of....kebabs and hot chocolate.....can cure their small....hands and feet, but.....instead they tried to....put them in thier.. ...but wait! They have...but wait! made a thread that....will not die, so....we just keep posting....which means that we....are slowly decreasing in.....size, very soon we....will be incredibly miniscule.....and that would mean....that it would be....hard to be above....the swinging mithran tail....that painfully whips all.....giant Galka Kneecaps out....smacking taru melon heads....and dropping Mandragora to....completely forget which are.....Red in Color and....mandragoras and tarutarus, thus....stunned by foreign logic....

fails to see the ... point in existentialist debate ... learning nothing of the ... ways of teh flamboard. ... still thinking War/Whm ... is a heep of ... Tasty little Candy Taru's ... covered in strawberry jelly ... just like Lokkin was ... the day before he ... smashed tryions head into ... a work of art ... that quickly became the ... most world renouned piece ... art that is smurfy ... and got really fucking ... drunk and the night ... wolves feasted upon the ... small and helpless children ... but were shot dead ... by the crazy farmer ... Who only had three ... lap as he was ... pouring salt on his ... waffles, which naturally disgusted ... orange juice beside the ... flourescent fourteen-inch dildo ... which he had named ... 'Galkan Smash' because he ... enslaved it from the ... torturous depths of the ... evil galkan slave lord ... who was obessed with ... tiny taru nipples and ... tweaked them quite often ... in hopes of licking ... enough that even the ... toughest gob would enjoy ... his huge, possibly hairy ... black and yellow silky ... rastafarian jungle goblin dreads ... until the dhalmels came ... and Lokkin's kilt slipped ... and Lokkin pounded Tyrion ... and jender ruled all ... until an assasin shurikened ... and killed the Kilt ... and found the smallest ... plaid thong for Lokkin ... thus he shot tyrion ... with a huge smelly ... shotgan stuck up tyrions ... left nostril, but missed ... tyrions brain as its ... existence is still unconfirmed ... used it's Evasion Skills ... and disappeared into thin ... smoke that filled the ... room, poisoning and corrupting . . .

that's up to page 8 . . . excuse my while I go let my brain bleed out the bad >.<
 
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