[-:=--=__The Official Thread Created Strictly to Worship Meeze]////

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meeze said:
I've told plenty of parties they sucked, not always in the mood to tell noobs like it is.
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The Meeze we all know and genuinely care so much for...

No...wait...

The Meeze we worship has his 18-inch dick out at all times with a pair of Tatoos on His gargantuan scrotum that reads:

Left nut: I R L33T! Right nut: U R N00B!


Surely you knew that not only are you the greatest FFXI player of all time...but you're immortal...and humble at that...it would be the greatest moment in the other 5 party members minds if you just stayed in the party.

The party would benefit infintely with you in it, Meeze, you've made that quite clear in the most subtle of ways. Why not help the rest of us poor miserable excuses for players and let us bask in your glow.

Teach us your ways, Meeze, we beg of you. You know everything there is to know about this game and we would be thrilled to have you share your unattainable knowledge.




Please tell us more about your party in Bibiki Bay where you got 8,000 XP in 30 minutes (266 XP a minute.) Knowing you, it was probably 29 minutes because that's just how fantasitcally spectacular you are.

If we knew how to play exactly like you, we know we would increase your oh-so valuable time spent in XP PT's tenfold. Sometimes we aren't smart enough to listen to your completely coherent shouting and ranting to understand that you know how to play our jobs better than we do.

In closing, Meeze, sir, we should listen to your abundance of wisdom that you puke all over the fucking planet all fucking day and fucking night so that we can fucking play our own fucking characters on our on fucking computers and have more fucking fun, you fucking awesome fuck, you.
 
Need a handkerchief?
 
hahahahaha, that was dam funny. Thank you
 
Neolink said:
Please tell us more about your party in Bibiki Bay where you got 8,000 XP in 30 minutes (266 XP a minute.) Knowing you, it was probably 29 minutes because that's just how fantasitcally spectacular you are.
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16k/hr in bibiki? Not hard before they reshuffled the place with the retarded goblins
 
Well the higher one puts himself up on a pedestal the farther he has to fall, thats why i keep my huge ass ego in secret.
 
16k/hr exp is very possible. But ONRY in cannon. Theres almost no way a normally built PT can get this kind of exp. A buddy of mine, (a WAR) got 18k/hr exp.

But, like what was said, if youre a job other than NIN, WAR, WHM, BRD, and maybe a few other jobs, you are going to be stuck with traditional exp gain. I as a DRK have never gained more than 9k/hr exp, and to tell the truth, I dont mind, really. Yet another reason why Im leveling NIN.
 
I got 15k/hr in Valkurm.

While soloing.

Oh how I love valkurm. Especially when you get through it fast while you /wave to all the others that complain how much partying sucks.

In short: yes, 18k/hr is very much possible in bibiki bay. Although its easier to get that in aht urhgan areas when zones are not crowded.
 
Once, I got 3bazillionk/minute per nautical mile while duoing a drg/bst and a Time mage while afk and having sex with 2 girls at the same time. We were killing the mythical rabbits and we werent even paying attention. I went from level 10-25 in 7 seconds and never had to see the dunes.

Moral of the story: Nobody gives a shit how much Exp you got. And if they do, they probably don't believe your fabricated numbers anyways.

Thank you.
 
Tim Wakefield said:
Once, I got 3bazillionk/minute per nautical mile while duoing a drg/bst and a Time mage while afk and having sex with 2 girls at the same time. We were killing the mythical rabbits and we werent even paying attention. I went from level 10-25 in 7 seconds and never had to see the dunes.

Moral of the story: Nobody gives a shit how much Exp you got. And if they do, they probably don't believe your fabricated numbers anyways.

Thank you.
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I shall be the one uper and I got 4bazillionk/minute per lightyear while trioing a loldrg/lolpup and a green mage while afk and having sex with 3 girls at the same time. The mythical rabbits started killing themselves just because I showed up there. I went from level 1-75 in 4 hours and never had to see the n00bs!

I believe I killed tim's game no? xD
 
Grandphoenix said:
I shall be the one uper and I got 4bazillionk/minute per lightyear while trioing a loldrg/lolpup and a green mage while afk and having sex with 3 girls at the same time. The mythical rabbits started killing themselves just because I showed up there. I went from level 1-75 in 4 hours and never had to see the n00bs!

I believe I killed tim's game no? xD
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so basically you only exped one minute per light year?

And if you do get that much exp you'd lvl in less then a sec. And I do believe that many mythical rabbits doesn'texist in the zone since all of them had to commit suicide at the same time for you to get that much exp =(
 
Tim Wakefield said:
Once, I got 3bazillionk/minute per nautical mile while duoing a drg/bst and a Time mage while afk and having sex with 2 girls at the same time. We were killing the mythical rabbits and we werent even paying attention. I went from level 10-25 in 7 seconds and never had to see the dunes.

Moral of the story: Nobody gives a shit how much Exp you got. And if they do, they probably don't believe your fabricated numbers anyways.

Thank you.
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i lol'd
 
I saw meeze in town one day, was running over to get his autograph but didn't make it. He had shouted "I'm the Meeze, bitch!" and I got trampled by the wave of women running towards him just for the honor of sucking his dick. Now I'll never get that autograph. :banghead3:
 
Tim Wakefield said:
Once, I got 3bazillionk/minute per nautical mile while duoing a drg/bst and a Time mage while afk and having sex with 2 girls at the same time. We were killing the mythical rabbits and we werent even paying attention. I went from level 10-25 in 7 seconds and never had to see the dunes.

Moral of the story: Nobody gives a shit how much Exp you got. And if they do, they probably don't believe your fabricated numbers anyways.

Thank you.
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Pics or it never happened.
 
Grandphoenix said:
I shall be the one uper and I got 4bazillionk/minute per lightyear while trioing a loldrg/lolpup and a green mage while afk and having sex with 3 girls at the same time. The mythical rabbits started killing themselves just because I showed up there. I went from level 1-75 in 4 hours and never had to see the n00bs!

I believe I killed tim's game no? xD
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And you got pwn'd by [GM]Dave for free hacking. That was a sad day GP good job n00b RDM in Errant gear.

I LOL'd at this thread especially the fix to what Meeze said. "I am the bitch, Meeze!" is so far from the truth. Meeze HQ'd Wfeet so they're blue now. That is right blue square.
 
only one problem lightyear measures distance not time

the amount of area covered at the speed of light in a year I believe

on topic: but yes

Zaltana: bring the cat pics

Meeze:do what you do best

Westlye: Any hilarious pic
this flame is going good(read:funny)
 
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