A 5Yr Old's First Job

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I Love it…doesn’t make you wanna get your kids to work in the construction industry?

A 5-yr old's first job

Here's a truly heartwarming story about the bond formed between a little 5-year-old girl and some construction workers that will make you believe that we all can make a difference when we give a child the gift of our time.

A young family moved into a house, next to a vacant lot. One day, a Construction crew turned up to start building a house on the empty lot.

The you ng family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and spent much of each day observing the workers.

Eventually the construction crew, all of them "gems-in-the-rough," more or less, adopte d her as a kind of project mascot. They chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had coffee and lunch breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel important

At the end of the first week, they even presented her with a pay envelope containing ten dollars. The little girl took this home to her mother who suggested that she take her ten dollars "pay" she'd received to the bank the next day to start a savings account.

When the girl and her mom got to the bank, the teller was equally impressed and asked the little girl how she had come by her very own pay check at such
a young age. The little girl proudly replied, "I worked last week with a real construction crew building the new house next door t o us."

"Oh my goodness gracious," said the teller, "and will you be working on the house again this week, too?"

The little girl replied, "I will, if those assholes at Home Depot ever deliver the f*ckin' sheet rock..."
 
lawlz that's funny as shit
 
Hah

Don't alot of kids now days talk like that anyway?

Ugh, yeah, and it's awful.

I'm twenty-three (almost) and I still can't swear in front of my parents with out getting yelled at. I went to their house Sunday for dinner, and the word "Crap" slipped out. The look on my dad's face made me want to melt into the floor and die.

Meanwhile, while walking back to my house, I walked past a park to hear two kids screaming and calling eachother "faggot dildos." (I'll admit, I don't know what that means.) Kids these days are awful.
 
The little girl replied, "I will, if those assholes at Home Depot ever deliver the f*ckin' sheet rock..."

win (letters)
 
Meanwhile, while walking back to my house, I walked past a park to hear two kids screaming and calling eachother "faggot dildos." (I'll admit, I don't know what that means.) Kids these days are awful.
Son let's talk about the birds and the birds. See, when a man loves another man...
 
Ugh, yeah, and it's awful.

I'm twenty-three (almost) and I still can't swear in front of my parents with out getting yelled at. I went to their house Sunday for dinner, and the word "Crap" slipped out. The look on my dad's face made me want to melt into the floor and die.

Haha I'm 19 and I still say heck and fudge around my mom. <_<
 
Haha I'm 19 and I still say heck and fudge around my mom. <_<


I can say anything except Cunt around my folks, woop!
 
That's hilarious. My parents know I swear, but they don't like hearing me do it(even though they do too, guess they just wish I hadn't picked it up), so I just don't around them.
 
I can say anything except Cunt around my folks, woop!

I can't stand that word. It's just so filthy. It's the only swear I won't use, even when I'm chain-swearing.
 
yea cunt is the only word i wont use

but i do swear around my parents and they swear right back
 
What's wrong with swearing? o.O; As long as its not directed towards your parents, I don't see what's so wrong with it <.<
 
What's wrong with swearing? o.O; As long as its not directed towards your parents, I don't see what's so wrong with it <.<

I never understood how a word can affect people so much.

I just choose carefully what I can say around who :P Though, I don't ever say cunt either..
 
What's wrong with swearing? o.O; As long as its not directed towards your parents, I don't see what's so wrong with it <.<
They believe that it's a bad habit to get into and didn't want me to get into it.
 
I Love it…doesn’t make you wanna get your kids to work in the construction industry?

A 5-yr old's first job

Here's a truly heartwarming story about the bond formed between a little 5-year-old girl and some construction workers that will make you believe that we all can make a difference when we give a child the gift of our time.

A young family moved into a house, next to a vacant lot. One day, a Construction crew turned up to start building a house on the empty lot.

The you ng family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and spent much of each day observing the workers.

Eventually the construction crew, all of them "gems-in-the-rough," more or less, adopte d her as a kind of project mascot. They chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had coffee and lunch breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel important

At the end of the first week, they even presented her with a pay envelope containing ten dollars. The little girl took this home to her mother who suggested that she take her ten dollars "pay" she'd received to the bank the next day to start a savings account.

When the girl and her mom got to the bank, the teller was equally impressed and asked the little girl how she had come by her very own pay check at such
a young age. The little girl proudly replied, "I worked last week with a real construction crew building the new house next door t o us."

"Oh my goodness gracious," said the teller, "and will you be working on the house again this week, too?"

The little girl replied, "I will, if those assholes at Home Depot ever deliver the f*ckin' sheet rock..."

OMFG AHAHA
 
I can't stand that word. It's just so filthy. It's the only swear I won't use, even when I'm chain-swearing.

What is wrong with the word Cunt? I don't think it is a swear. I mean if you use it at someone it's a bad thing to say. I mean you're calling them a vagina/pussy what have you. Otherwise I don't think it is in everyone's daily vocabulary. I know it's not in mine.
 
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