A baby by any other name...

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Her full name is Autumn Sullivan Corbett Fitzsimmons Jeffries Hart Burns Johnson Willard Dempsey Tunney Schmeling Sharkey Carnera Baer Braddock Louis Charles Walcott Marciano Patterson Johansson Liston Clay Frazier Foreman Brown.

That shit is ridiculous.

I mean, how could they leave out Ali? (Edit: I forgot Clay was Ali. I'm an ass.)

I'm equally offended they left out such greats as Balboa, Lang, Creed, and Drago.
 
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H-holy shit!!! That'll be pain one pain in the ass name to remember, and the poor kid'll have to use abbrev on any forms he fills out if it requires his full name O_O
 
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Doesn't matter what name your parents put you. In high school he will be called "Rocky" as his nickname and his dad and mom will have to suck it. lol
 
Yeah, what the dick? I don't see Rocky or Mr. T anywhere in that name. >< Hulk Hogan can come too.
 
Be funny if the kid turned into a pacifist. Or hates boxing.
 
I doubt she'll remember her full name..
 
damn, and I thought my name was long...
 
I still think Zappa gave his kids the best names.

Moon Unit Zappa
Ian Donald Calvin Euclid Zappa
Ahmet Emuukha Rodan Zappa
Diva Thin Muffin Pigeen Zappa

Zappa was asked on a TV show why he didn't give his kids regular names.

He replied "I didn't feel like it."
 
wow imagine having to yell at the poor little girl. Usually parents would say the whole name, imagine her mom saying everything in her name just to go to her room. What a mouthful.
 
Grem said:
I still think Zappa gave his kids the best names.

Moon Unit Zappa
Ian Donald Calvin Euclid Zappa
Ahmet Emuukha Rodan Zappa
Diva Thin Muffin Pigeen Zappa

Zappa was asked on a TV show why he didn't give his kids regular names.

He replied "I didn't feel like it."
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"I didn't feel like it."?!? Wtf kinda answer is this?

This is why they should have someone at the hospital to help name your kids for you, so that they don't come out with names like "Moon Unit".

IDK sometimes when I see people name their kids something this bad, its as if they were against abortion, but didnt want to keep the kid anyway. So they name the poor child something this bad and "let the schoolyard finish the job".
 
Rorschach said:
"I didn't feel like it."?!? Wtf kinda answer is this?

This is why they should have someone at the hospital to help name your kids for you, so that they don't come out with names like "Moon Unit".

IDK sometimes when I see people name their kids something this bad, its as if they were against abortion, but didnt want to keep the kid anyway. So they name the poor child something this bad and "let the schoolyard finish the job".
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What a closed mind!

Who's to say that 'regular' names, like "Dave" or "Ian" weren't once on par with "Moon Unit" ?

It's all in perspective.

Without Deviants, we have no progress.
 
I know someone whos name is Tara Ingrid Grace Angela Carson... Nothing to the extent of the OP name, but still... Why the huge ass names?
 
apparently i was in the dark about this one but i thought you could only have one middle name... also when it asks for a middle initial which one do u put... and are the names ordered in a certian way?
 
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