A day in the life of a Sailor

[Ryuoho]

This is an actual e-mail sent to medical personel aboard a ship.

Should I come to sick call?

HM1,

Funny story here. I was taking a shit this morning when I
experienced an odd occurrence for the first time: after doing the normal
- pre wipe - shitting routine, I was left with an extremely resilient
dingleberry. This dingleberry was still connected to me by a strand of
what kind of looked like spinach. I tried to pinch it off, but to no
avail, thus I had to grab a piece of toilet paper and try to knock it
off that way; however, that didn't work either, so in the end I got rid
of it by pulling 4 to 5 inches of it (without it breaking)out of my ass.
I didn't think too much of it at first due to the fact that it
looked kind of like a strand of spinach, and spinach has been in my diet
lately. Yet, I figured that spinach would digest well beyond the point
of being able stay intact under the amount of tension I had to exert
upon it for removal. Could this possibly be worms (figured that given
the amount of countries I've eaten in lately it could be a possibility)
or am I just being a hypochondriac?

V/R
ET3

 

[Tristam Green]

Definitely not the most fucked-up Corpsman story I've ever heard, but definitely one of the funnier ones.

I would most assuredly not want to respond to that call.

 

[chpal]

Ryoho your a ET3?

 

[Ryuoho]

Ryoho your a ET3?

Nah the email was sent to me from somone else. I'm and AT3(I had to work fornmy crows).