A Hearty Congratulations to Audino and Willian (Age 18+ Only Please)

[Rappa]

Hello my fellow members of Quetzalcoatl Daily News. I would like to inform you all of the deeds achieved by my fellow compatriots Audino the Brave and Willian the Red. This topic is written in a serious style and as such I expect.. nay, demand, that all replies be of the serious and non-abrasive variety. This is the Good Times forum, chaps, and it shall be treated as such.

Audino the Brave with his merry band of misfits was able to slay the mighty beast Byakko and obtain his knickers otherwise known as Byakko's Haidate. In addition, he found a piece of parchment that enabled him to remove the curse from a pair of gloves, transfiguring them into Hecatomb Mittens. There was much rejoicing and celebrating, feasting upon the glands of the beast while drinking many flagons of mead.

Willian the Red was in desperate need of inspiration. He was down on his luck and thought back to his past. He remembered his merrier days slaying giant birds in the meadows of Lufaise and decided to sharpen his skills on the foes once again. Gathering a valiant crew he approached the feathered menaces and once again reached the pinacle of his skill, donning once again his most powerful of chapeaus, and celebrating by eating the legs of the feathered foes while drinking many flagons of mead.

A beseech thee as merely the messenger for these accolades. This is a most serious of topics and I ask this community not to sully this announcement with foul speech or unpleasent tidings. Let us sing praises to these two noble souls, and celebrate by drinking many flagons of mead.

 

[Xalioniaf]

Bards will write songs praising their accomplishments for ages to come.
Except for me. All I do is haikus. And limericks.

 

[K. Ishitar]

Bards will write songs praising their accomplishments for ages to come.
Except for me. All I do is haikus. And limericks.

Being one to control the celestial and terrestial avatars I canst do my best to enscribe the names of thee'st mentioned in the stars!

 

[jamal]

(To the tune of an old bar shanty)

Sir Will and Sir Dino, both of noble merit
They did accomplishments this past week inherit
The polearm did strike against giant bird feather
And Will's exp reached 75, despite the dark weather

Sir Dino did organize, 1 byakko for it's haidate and hands
He gathered friends to sky, to pillage the tiger's color bands
When Byakko was dead, the pants dropped like the town whore
Audino had gotten his haidate, and settled the score

Will's rdm's head was, without his hat dear to him to start
For exp he had given up, and thus in dynamis it did depart
So he set his sights on the birds of Lufaise Meadows
When he dinged 75, he was quite the happy fellow

So now a word to those two heroes of this lymiric song
Congrats to you my friends, you've achieved goals of so long.

 

[Shyrra]

Deja vu.

 

[Calais]

I don't know whats going on or why this is 18+ but I want mead

 

[bootz]

Mead and re-congratulations, motherfuckers.

 

[Davion]

Being one to control the celestial and terrestial avatars I canst do my best to enscribe the names of thee'st mentioned in the stars!

I shall assist thee and call forth the avatars of land, space and time from the astral plane of darkness, furthermore I saw spread the news to the Seagull Phratrie Crew so they may do a sea salute to your valiant efforts.

Congratulation, anon.

 

[Mirewen]

TAKE #2! Hopefully this one will meet a better end!

 

[Rappa]

If the thread is genuine

While written in a silly tone yes, the thread is genuine. Both of their Good Times topics were deleted for stupid reasons (though glad to see at least Willian's is back) so I made a new one for both of them.

 

[Willian]

I hate my hair, but I love my level 75 RDM.

 

[Tok]

i shall spread the word to my taru-taru breathren in the fair land of windurst, even the star sibil will know of these two valiant soilders of altana!



































(loolz i should totally make a good times post about my breaking 1,000 post count)

 

[Arctyrael]

I apologize to anyone who's posts got removed in that clipping. As strict to the rules posted as I could, all discussion, flamebaits, and bs have been removed. Unlike the phantom Audino topic I keep reading about, they are soft deleted and can be taken care of later if needed. Its possible the topic wasn't taken serious due to the OP, but it was a good rhyme no less. Either way, of 27 deleted posts, these are the only ones that seemed appropriate in the topic. Sorry for the baits to your topic Rappa.

Grats on 75 Willian, and Audino glad you have the panties.

 

[Alyada]

Aye! I will give them each seven virgins for their heroic deeds!