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Xemnas

Xemnas

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Note: This is for people who either dont like casinos or dont care.

Ok, your out to make some quick gil. But you dont want to farm fire crystals for 3 days to get it. Here is what you can do.

Similar to the guy who came up with "Killing Gilsellers in Dynamis", find some annoying guy running a casino.

You know the one, the one that fills your chat log with:

Xemnas:~Xemnas's Casino!!! By the fountain!!!1!11~
Xemnas:~Bets from 50k-2mil~
Blazeoffury: {Scorpion Harnees} 4mil. {Lower the Price?} Ok! {/tell} Blazeoffury.
Xemnas: ~599-800 x2, 801-999 x3~

Have you found the S.O.B? Good. Now wait for the guy to say "Ok <t>, roll em!"

This is your cue to initiate a trade with the casino player. The gambler will roll and you have two paths to take:

1)The gambler loses, cancel the trade transaction.
2)The gambler wins, the casino player will open a trade with you.

Now, 98.8% of the time, the guy will be too concerned about trading the gil and moving on to the next gambler and will not notice that you just jumped into the trade.

Now, this may only work once as the gambler will get pissed at the casino player and you may have to hightail it far away.

Its not the most noble way to get money, but it works.
 
Xemnas said:
Note: This is for people who either dont like casinos or dont care.

Ok, your out to make some quick gil. But you dont want to farm fire crystals for 3 days to get it. Here is what you can do.

Similar to the guy who came up with "Killing Gilsellers in Dynamis", find some annoying guy running a casino.

You know the one, the one that fills your chat log with:

Xemnas:~Xemnas's Casino!!! By the fountain!!!1!11~
Xemnas:~Bets from 50k-2mil~
Blazeoffury: {Scorpion Harnees} 4mil. {Lower the Price?} Ok! {/tell} Blazeoffury.
Xemnas: ~599-800 x2, 801-999 x3~

Have you found the S.O.B? Good. Now wait for the guy to say "Ok <t>, roll em!"

This is your cue to initiate a trade with the casino player. The gambler will roll and you have two paths to take:

1)The gambler loses, cancel the trade transaction.
2)The gambler wins, the casino player will open a trade with you.

Now, 98.8% of the time, the guy will be too concerned about trading the gil and moving on to the next gambler and will not notice that you just jumped into the trade.

Now, this may only work once as the gambler will get pissed at the casino player and you may have to hightail it far away.

Its not the most noble way to get money, but it works.
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As if the BS you spew wasn't bad enough, now you basically encourage people to rip off their fellow player when possible. What a great person you are.
 
From what I heard, they take the money before you roll. If anything, THEY'D be the ones to run off wether they win or lose.
 
Legomyeggo said:
Sweet jesus, like 8 witty remarks came flying through my head as to what I could post in this topic.
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Oddly enough, you posted none of them. You forum whore.
 
Legomyeggo said:
I'm keeping my reader base in suspense for the next topic I troll.
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The peasents demand to hear one of your witty remarks! That and I'm bored at work now, plus your avatar kicks ass :salute:
 
Pupusa said:
The peasents demand to hear one of your witty remarks! That and I'm bored at work now, plus your avatar kicks ass :salute:
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It almost compensates for his Squallhugging.

(O'.')-O
But really, Snake's awesome.
 
hmm... scamm the casino eh? hmmm.. i thought they just scammed you. one day you're gonna try it and they'll run away with your bet.

*edit* forgot to add.... and i'll laugh really really hard when that happens.
 
Mishaela said:
It almost compensates for his Squallhugging.

(O'.')-O
But really, Snake's awesome.
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Bah, Squall was one of the whiniest, most boring main characters in ANY game, RPG or otherwise. Snake is a man's man, CQCing whole legions of guards in MGS3 was fun.
 
Legomyeggo said:
You just read it, amirite?

Waka waka!
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I'm not saying I didn't read, however I'm questioning this reader base you speak of.


Squall is emo too, first thing he does in the game is get cut.

Edit: This isn't an attack of any sort only boredom manifest at work.
 
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Yeah, it's there. I mean, whatever is left of it since the destruction of the flameboard, but I think it's there. Maybe. I hope.
 
Mirewen said:
Don't worry Sin, you can say anything to Neo... nothing phases him.
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Yeah, only those pretty blonde canadian girls get me weak in the knees. And Katies Holmes, haha! Tap zat.
 
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One time, you said you had over 100 million gil, now you're telling us how you don't want to farm fire crystals for 3 days to get money.

Just pointing that out.
 
Legomyeggo said:
You just read it, amirite?

Waka waka!
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You know i was going to use amirite and waka waka as I quoted one of your posts damn you...:)
 
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