A Slip?

lol, my messages mean many things, but hating cool things is not in my message :D specially cause mario != cool. Mario == crap.
Automatic fail.
 
lol, doesn't matter rating to me, but I got bored of Mario long ago. I will give that I haven't tried galaxy for more than 5 minutes in a store so I don't say this one is bad, but so far, meh to mario.

If you hate Mario Galaxy, that means you hate Mario 64. And if you hate Mario 64, you hate 3D platformer games in general. Sorry Mario hasn't catered to the folks that like games with guys that look like girls crowd yet.
 
I thought this was a hilarious observation. My hat's off to the graphic designer who made the cover art, I think it's great to hide secret jokes in artwork. I was in a GameStop earlier tonight and I showed all the employees, and they all thought it was freaking funny as hell.

It reminds me of other secret hidden images that artists hide in their works. Remember the Little Mermaid VHS tape artwork with the hidden penis on it?

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That stuff cracks me up.

Fast forward to the wedding scene, pay close attention to the groom.
 
lol, I love how people in here see a joke about PS3 (or 360) and go "hah awesome" but when it's something from their precious Nintendo they whine and bitch like no tomorrow :P
 
They aren't whining about their precious Nintendo. They are calling you out on the fact that you say anything with Mario sucks, even though they are usually great games.
 
they aren't great games, they are amusing now and then but I only ever wanna play them once and usually hardly care about completing em. This topic was originally about a slip which was amusing on Nintendo's part. Other people took it as an attack on Nintendo/Mario, which it's not, it's just an amusing thing to me. And then they bitch and whine about this and that. *shakes head*how can you call me out on shit anyways? That sounds like you're saying I'm saying false things when I'm not. I've said nothing false, I've said only truth, I've said truth about MY OPINION (you dumbasses) on a game and the TRUTH about the game's case's cover image.
 
I'm not bitching about it :P I don't think it's anything to get pissed about, I just find it really funny cause I also don't think they intended it. It's not what it says that's funny but how something like that was missed on a company that should be watching out for stuff if they want business in this country where too many mom's have sticks up their butts :D

Ok this is your logic! OMG THIS PICTURE IS SO FUNNY AND IT MAKE NINTENDO LOOK BAD I MISS SONY'S COCK IN MY MOUTH BUT I HAVE TO POST SOMETHING NEGATIVE BECAUSE IM BUTT HURT THAT SONY'S BUTT HURT BECAUSE NINTENDO IS RAPING THEM IN THE SALES MARKET! :D

Nintendo didn't intend for some dumb fucks on the net to be like look we can find other words in words by using the letters that can be done all the god damn time hark hark hark we have no lives!
 
Ok this is your logic! OMG THIS PICTURE IS SO FUNNY AND IT MAKE NINTENDO LOOK BAD I MISS SONY'S COCK IN MY MOUTH BUT I HAVE TO POST SOMETHING NEGATIVE BECAUSE IM BUTT HURT THAT SONY'S BUTT HURT BECAUSE NINTENDO IS RAPING THEM IN THE SALES MARKET! :D

Nintendo didn't intend for some dumb fucks on the net to be like look we can find other words in words by using the letters that can be done all the god damn time hark hark hark we have no lives!
Was there a reason for you to immediately prove Elemmire right, making the reasonable people in the thread look like fools?
 
they aren't great games, they are amusing now and then but I only ever wanna play them once and usually hardly care about completing em.

This sentence contradicts itself so many times I don't even know where to start. Seriously, and I'm saying this completely impartially, if you don't like Mario 64 then you pretty much by default hate 3/4 of the games produced today. I can't tell if you do or don't like it from that sentence above because it sounds like it was written by throwing darts at a dartboard full of random words.
 
they aren't great games, they are amusing now and then but I only ever wanna play them once and usually hardly care about completing em. This topic was originally about a slip which was amusing on Nintendo's part. Other people took it as an attack on Nintendo/Mario, which it's not, it's just an amusing thing to me. And then they bitch and whine about this and that. *shakes head*how can you call me out on shit anyways? That sounds like you're saying I'm saying false things when I'm not. I've said nothing false, I've said only truth, I've said truth about MY OPINION (you dumbasses) on a game and the TRUTH about the game's case's cover image.

It is easy to call you out on your opinion because of the way you express it. By saying you hate games with Mario in it and no reason beyond that, it really does say something about how you formulate an opinion.
 
lol, I enjoyed Mario for a bit but for the most part pure platformers aren't too interesting to me. Specially ones with no story (in example, Mario). I like story, hehe. It's why I do enjoy reading so much or watching things with story and why so many of my games I play are ones with rather long and interesting stories :P it's why Mario doesn't interest me so much. I'm not saying Mario's the worst game in the world, I've just said I don't like it as much as others. It's just how I am. This thread was not to bash or promote or anything about mario other than an amusing slip. It was just supposed to be a "hehe, that's kinda funny they'd slip up like that" and then move on thing. Not what it has become :|

I never did say I hate any games with Mario, I just have low expectations for Mario games. I've played them all from the original (hell, even in Donkey Kong), to Sunshine. I haven't seen all that much difference in enemies, levels, music, story (what little there is), bosses, characters, and over all gameplay since it started. Some minor things here and there, so I opt to play other things. I'll try playing Mario for a bit at a friend's house or a store if it's there, but I have yet to been really taken by a mario game so much that I'd want to play it through more than once or even spend my money to get it. hehe, used to be my parents bought the games so I didn't mind, but I pay with my own money so I spend money on games I'll enjoy and enjoy playing again. It's one reason I don't have all that many new games lately (console at least). They are ones I actually do enjoy playing over again (Oblivion, Resistance, Assassin's Creed, etc). Is there something people don't understand yet?
 
They are ones I actually do enjoy playing over again (Oblivion, Resistance, Assassin's Creed, etc). Is there something people don't understand yet?
Why you have such bad taste in videogames.
 
Mario always has a story. They might not always spell it out for you, but it's pretty much the same story every time with bonuses. Play Galaxy and Mario64.
 
I haven't seen all that much difference in enemies, levels, music, story (what little there is), bosses, characters, and over all gameplay since it started.
You haven't seen much difference in the enemies, levels, music, bosses or gameplay? You've obviously never even touched Mario Galaxy then, or you played a single level once and are basing your entire opinion on that one brief occurrence.

Your not indifferent of the games(like you claim to be), you're actively biased against them; that's why everyone lashes back at you when you go around continually posting crap like you have been. I don't care about MGS games, they're fun but they never drive me to actually get them; that's indifference. You, however, hate Mario pretty much for the sole reason that it's Mario; while saying you enjoy games that are just as/even more shallow as you claim Mario to be.

Since I haven't played much of Resistance and none of assassin's creed, I'll have to compare Oblivion to Mario Galaxy.

Levels:
Oblivion - only has 4 level types, in a cave, in a dungeon, in oblivion, and outside. They all look identical(outside has a palette swap between snow, grass and dirt, but it still looks the same), there's absolutely no variety between the the levels at all.

Galaxy - over 40 worlds, and maybe 10-15 of them just have similar motif's, but still have wildly different layouts.

Enemies:
Oblivion - maybe 12 in the entire game and you can see all of them early on if you level yourself quickly.

Galaxy - lot of enemies, some are ubiquitous, like the goomba, the koopa troopa, the Boo; but most worlds have unique enemies. Each level has different enemies(or at least real variations on the old ones, not just palette swaps), so you're constantly seeing new ones as you progress.

Story:
Oblivion - story is for all intents and purposes non-existent, since they give you no incentive whatsoever to actually work on it; it seems like more of an afterthought than any real driving force throughout the game.

Galaxy - story is simplistic, as all of the Mario games are(except for the RPG's), but those games are primarily about the game play and never tried to tout a good story.

Bosses
Oblivion - bosses are killed almost exactly the same way each time, the only difference would be if you prefer magic, melee or ranged combat. You'd still find one method of killing that works well and use that for the rest of the game.

Galaxy - a different strategy for each boss, the only exception being the two you fight more than once(Bowser and Dino Piranha).

Music
Oblivion - Honestly I can't remember that there even was music in the game, it was that un-noteworthy.

Galaxy - Nothing to throw on your iPod, but definitely more noticeable. The remakes of the classic music is awesome for anyone who's played the classic games.

Gameplay
Oblivion - As I said before, pretty much the same throughout the game; you find one method of doing things and you stick with it. The only real variance would be if you play through it again. You can do anything, but that gets boring pretty quick when you don't have any incentive to do anything.

Galaxy - Wildly different gameplay on a lot of the worlds. The different transformations you can pick up give you entirely different abilities; the different travel methods are completely different than the normal platforming.

I liked oblivion when I first got it, but primarily because of the modding community. The game by itself is pretty boring, the mods are what gives it some life; but even those get boring after a short while.

You don't like it because it says Mario on the cover; just accept it, admit it, and stay away from Mario-centric discussions. You're offering nothing of any worth to them, just making yourself look foolish.
 
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They are ones I actually do enjoy playing over again (Oblivion, Resistance, Assassin's Creed, etc). Is there something people don't understand yet?

Nice to know you own the only three PS3 games worth owning. One being a port, and another being multiplatform.

P.S. You can't get mad at me because it's my opinion and if you do you're a hypocrite. But we know you're going to get mad anyway, because you are one.
 
Music
Oblivion - Honestly I can't remember that there even was music in the game, it was that un-noteworthy.

Galaxy - Nothing to throw on your iPod, but definitely more noticeable. The remakes of the classic music is awesome for anyone who's played the classic games.

Maybe not you, but I have a good portion of the tracks on my iPod. It may be because I haven't played a new game in quite a while, but the music blew me away in SMG (specifically the orchestral tracks).
The gameplay is fun, but my god it was playing the game at a friend's house and listening to the music that made this a definite buy for me.
 
Oblivion had music, but it was designed to be subtle. And rightfully so. It's not a game that really needs music to describe to you how the environment is.
 
So you don't like Mario, because its been the same thing since the beginning, but you still like Assassin's Creed?

Hi contradiction.
 
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