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Are you tired of being lonely? Are the hours of your FF life wasted away running around town, marveling at the people who wear the now-deprecated ridills with pride as you salivate on to your actually-better-than-ridill great axes?
Come! Join the Absolution Linkshell! No longer will you be just a nobody. The tales of your heroic deeds will echo throughout the land of Vana'diel! You can start today by joining our foray into Dynamis Xarcabard as you enter the honorable shitlist of various Dynamis LSs! Why? Because we have the BALLS to fuck other people over by squatting zones. Forget about those pathetic LSs that are all carebear and shit and try to make something stupid like a shared schedule. We are above that kind of nonsensical travesty.
Join our latest members and stand proudly with us as we fight valiantly against the fools who don't understand our cause!
Meet some brave adventurers who have recently joined our ranks below:
Hellstorm: Before, he was only the laughing stock of QCDN. Now he is a TRUE MAN. Aww yeah. People will take you seriously now!
Auronx: Uh... honestly, we have no clue who the fuck he is, but we remember seeing the name around before! See, people know you now! Good job!
Be cool like them! Join now! Send a /tell to our receptionist Renze with the promotional code "FUCK YOU" to expedite your membership! See you soon!
Come! Join the Absolution Linkshell! No longer will you be just a nobody. The tales of your heroic deeds will echo throughout the land of Vana'diel! You can start today by joining our foray into Dynamis Xarcabard as you enter the honorable shitlist of various Dynamis LSs! Why? Because we have the BALLS to fuck other people over by squatting zones. Forget about those pathetic LSs that are all carebear and shit and try to make something stupid like a shared schedule. We are above that kind of nonsensical travesty.
Join our latest members and stand proudly with us as we fight valiantly against the fools who don't understand our cause!
Meet some brave adventurers who have recently joined our ranks below:
Hellstorm: Before, he was only the laughing stock of QCDN. Now he is a TRUE MAN. Aww yeah. People will take you seriously now!
Auronx: Uh... honestly, we have no clue who the fuck he is, but we remember seeing the name around before! See, people know you now! Good job!
Be cool like them! Join now! Send a /tell to our receptionist Renze with the promotional code "FUCK YOU" to expedite your membership! See you soon!