Al-Zarqawi's Mom's Blog

[Halifirien]

Via Andrew Sullivan, I found the link to Al-Zarqawi's Mom's Blog. Much laughter for this particular eater-of-pigs.

this burqa is very hot. filthy LA traffic! I am sitting in a boiling hot Prius with some crazy lady named Laurie David. She lent me her blackberry and she is taking me to some expo and i am getting very tired. I would like some water. I spent all of yesterday listening to fat sweaty man named Rob Reiner talk about "footprints." If my son were here...He would need a big knife for such a fat man. WHy does he always wear such a silly hat? This is the moment when the hand of the Merciful Allah strikes down my son's enemy for this terrible boxed lunch. There is very little meat in this wrap. all lettuce and caesar dressing. Do they not know who I am?

 

[Winklewil]

Someone else who knows who Andrew Sullivan is? O_O

I've got mixed feelings about him ... particularly because I can't help feeling like he's got mixed feelings about himself. I don't read his blog very often, but I see him from time-to-time on Bill Maher.



This spoof blog was definitely written by a conservative, but it is executed well. My favorite passages:

I am very tired of having to discuss politics with these eater of pigs, although Anderson Cooper seemed very handsome. He only said hello, and then he began to flirt with my bodyguard Ahmed. Cursed be he then - Allah has no place for such violators of human nature. Plus, he smelled better than me. Like lilacs of some such kind --

and

Hello again all you filthy pig eaters. I am in Manhattan this week, staying at the Gainsvort, which i believe that it is what it was called anyway. The beds are soft, but the maids disgust me. You can see their ankles. I am trying to get tickets to "Superman Returns" but apparently that it is not for a few weeks and this leaves me violently angry.