Alien vs Predator Requiem

I hope this one is rated R... the PG-13 AvP sucked ass cause it didn't show any good death scenes/blood or anything! I have high hopes for this one cause I saw a decent amount of blood splatter that wasn't green (alien/predator) blood. :p
 
Wow, a movie that might not suck?! Has the movie industry stopped sucking?
 
let me do some quick math for you "Predators will win" fools.

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My hard-earned money's on the Xenomorphs. Why? Because a Predalien is still a xenomorph at heart <3
 
Vagina Mouth Vs Penis Head.
 
Tristam Green said:
let me do some quick math for you "Predators will win" fools.

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You could not be more incorrect.

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Predator's gots lasers. Lasers. (Ignore the fact that, despite his years of hunting Alien, he still uses metal vulnerable to the Alien's acid in his claws.)
 
I really really want the aliens to win, but i really don't think its gonna happen. Just look at the lead actors in the movies.

Sigourney Weaver is a girll, not even that badass of one, and she is all it took to destroy all the aliens there were, more than once. She s also pretty far from hot, which just drags her down even more.

VS.

Arnold and Danny Glover are the most awesome predator leads. They are about the most badass guys the human race has going for it, and they barely beat out the predator.

Sure, preds have a vagina mouth and aliens have a penis head, and simple biology should tell you who is gonna fuck who up, but biology doesn't factor in awesome. Never has never will.
 
Makelith said:
Sigourney Weaver is a girll, not even that badass of one, and she is all it took to destroy all the aliens there were, more than once. She s also pretty far from hot, which just drags her down even more.
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Aliens is a classic fucking movie. The fight with the alien at the end, with Ripley in the mechanical suit, is a favorite film moment for a lot of people. Sigourney Weaver needs her ass kicked for parodying it in a Direct TV ad. I curse every time I see that commercial.
 
Neyla said:
Aliens is a classic fucking movie. The fight with the alien at the end, with Ripley in the mechanical suit, is a favorite film moment for a lot of people. Sigourney Weaver needs her ass kicked for parodying it in a Direct TV ad. I curse every time I see that commercial.
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Me too, but Siggie's gotta pay the bills I guess (Galaxy Quest didn't do it).

I don't know what pissed me off more about the commercial: the fact that she did it, or the fact that she f'd up her own line's delivery.



BTW: Sarah Connor wishes could be Ripley's surrogate.
 
Makelith said:
Arnold and Danny Glover are the most awesome predator leads. They are about the most badass guys the human race has going for it, and they barely beat out the predator.
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Not to be too much of a stickler, but until AvP, they were the ONLY predator leads.

Also, not that I'm disagreeing with your point, but Danny "Too old for this shit since 1987" Glover, a badass. Shirley, you jest.
 
Neyla said:
Aliens is a classic fucking movie. The fight with the alien at the end, with Ripley in the mechanical suit, is a favorite film moment for a lot of people. Sigourney Weaver needs her ass kicked for parodying it in a Direct TV ad. I curse every time I see that commercial.
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"GET AWAY FROM HER, YOU BITCH! And then buy DirectTV!"
 
Makelith said:
Arnold and Danny Glover are the most awesome predator leads. They are about the most badass guys the human race has going for it, and they barely beat out the predator.
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Let's not forget that Arnold technically didn't even succeed. His Predator self destructed.
 
Skaw said:
Let's not forget that Arnold technically didn't even succeed. His Predator self destructed.
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It was being a sore loser. Arnold won and was gonna have him a predator skinned rug on his floor if the guy hadnt blown himself up.
 
Arnold Schwarzenegger said:
I got a lucky shot with a Punji Stake on my Predator and he blew himself (and half of Panama) up.
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Danny Glover said:
I got a lucky shot with the Predator's own weapon, and would have gotten my ass handed to me by his mates, but they felt sorry for me (since I'm so goddamn old) and they sent me on my way with a parting gift. On the plus side, I did get to see this really long, odd-looking skull hanging on the wall in their ship's trophy room...
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Ellen Ripley said:
I have survived the aliens repeatedly by causing them to be sucked into outer space (three times, mind you), beating the shit out of a Queen with a bulldozer, and incinerating myself. Hell, I gave BIRTH to a queen. Top that, boys...
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no lie, that's how it would go.
 
I finally got around to watching the trailer. Did I just see a guy's head explode?

Awesome.

Also, Weaver and Schwarzenegger should make an AvP buddy flick. They can be partners on the NYPD, and have hilarious mis-adventures while fighting off waves of Predators and Aliens. I'd see that movie.

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Weaver can make a romantic comedy where her daughter falls in love with an alien. Boy, will that wedding reception be awkward. They can call it "The AlieIN-Laws." Ben Stiller can play the Alien love interest.

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Arnold is a loving husband and father. While at the grocery store to get a cake for his son's birthday, his family is killed by a Predator. The rest of the movie would be identical to most of Arnold's other movies. It would consist of several chase scenes, Arnold traveling to a South American country, and Arnold punching a bunch of things to death.
 
Pasquale said:
Also, Weaver and Schwarzenegger should make an AvP buddy flick. They can be partners on the NYPD, and have hilarious mis-adventures while fighting off waves of Predators and Aliens. I'd see that movie.
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Xenocops I: The Beginning -- Sadly, I think it'd be a killer cult flick, then go the way of "Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins".

Pasquale said:
Weaver can make a romantic comedy where her daughter falls in love with an alien. Boy, will that wedding reception be awkward. They can call it "The AlieIN-Laws." Ben Stiller can play the Alien love interest.
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Hell, that'd make for good TV even.

Pasquale said:
Arnold is a loving husband and father. While at the grocery store to get a cake for his son's birthday, his family is killed by a Predator. The rest of the movie would be identical to most of Arnold's other movies. It would consist of several chase scenes, Arnold traveling to a South American country, and Arnold punching a bunch of things to death.
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seems familiar...
 
Or arnold could be in a movie where he gets his identity stolen and has to kill "himself" to get it back. That would be totally origin......nvm
 
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