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Just got Rank 5 today (hooray to the group I stumbled on in Ostroja!) and was walking around from port to port, checking out the airships, when I get an invite to a Quicksand Caves party. Seemed like a nice change from the Nest, so I agree. PT makeup is:
SMN/WHM (Our intrepid Hero)
THF/NIN
SAM/WAR
BLM/? (/anon, I'm guessing /SMN)
PLD/WAR
RDM/THF (Yes, THF. Didn't realize it until AFTER we'd made it to the Caves.)
Anyway, we get there, food, buffs, etc. Realize I'll have to be main healer. Not my favorite thing, but whatcha gonna do? Then Oracant (our PLD) starts in (all quotes are direct as I transcribe them from my PS2):
: mages
: LOOK FIR THESE MACROS!
: {Refresh} {Paladin} {Please check it.} <call>
: {Regen} {Paladin} {Please check it.} <call>
: {Poisoned} {Poisona} {Please check it.} <call>
: i use those often
Now, I'm all for information - but if you're going to treat me like a fucking child, we can just part ways right now. I was willing to live with it, but then Aedin (the RDM) chimes in:
Aedin: I'll Refresh when I damn well please lol
Oracant: speaking of which
Oracant: i need refresh
Oracant: and regen
Aedin: You don't need Refresh lol (Commentary: WTF. Of course the PLD needs it.)
Oracant: yup
Oracant: yes I do!
Oracant: if u want the mob to stay off your ass y'll give me refresh
Oracant: u'll*
----Sand Spider fight begins----
Oracant: refwesh me!
Oracant: refwesh me!
----60 seconds pass. I Regen the PLD. RDM still has not Refreshed. RDM HAS cast Enwater, though.----
Oracant: REFWESH ME!
----20 seconds later, Refresh is finally cast.----
Near the end of the fight, RDM casts Enblizzard. Leader pipes in.
Marajade (THF/NIN): aed, no melee
Aedin: Why?
Marajade: We don't have a WHM
Aedin: No spiders Mara
Aedin: Beetles...
Marajade: so you need to be able to cure more eficiently
Aedin: B-e-e-t-l-e-s
Marajade: you dont do damage anyways
Now, I'm cool with Mara. She's trying to get the pt working better. I send her a tell thanking her, and the RDM is apparently 'too used to having a WHM in the pt.' Whatever. Moving on.
Aedin: Beetles mara...
Marajade: aed, no melee
Aedin: Mara beetles
Oracant: (Regen <Call> from above.) I'm at ~70% MP, as is the RDM.
Marajade: there arent any (beetles) foo
Aedin: Spiders too evil
Oracant: don't make me spam it!
Oracant: lol
Aedin: Healing quiet
Cubswoo: Mp {Healing!} {Please check it.} (Yup, I'm a smartass.)
Oracant: u got 600something MP! (True. But my max is 848.)
Aedin: I might as well melee
Aedin: Till my kabob goes out (This is where I got pissed. RDM eating a kabob? There's a right way to be a melee RDM, and a wrong way. Guess what way this is?)
Darkdominion (BLM): Should I enfeeble?
Aedin: I'm enfeebling
Aedin: That's what I'm here for
(At this point, I check the pt list to see if the RDM can do any of the BLM exclusive enfeebs. RDM/THF. WTF. Apparently she was farming and didn't change her sub.)
-----Second fight, spider.----
Oracant: (Regen <call> #2)
Oracant: (Regen <call #3, as I'm casting Regen.)
Oracant: HA HA Hit me now!!!
(His Flash macro. This misfired countless times during this fight.)
Oracant: (Poison <call> macro.)
Oracant: (Refresh <call> macro.)
Oracant: REFRESH ME!
----10 seconds later----
Aedin: Refresh on Oracant
Oracant: THANK U
Aedin: I'm a highly aggitated RDM so DONT YELL
Oracant: plz Refresh when i ask for it
Oracant: it's helps me keep the monster off your alrdy agitated ass
---Spider fight over, Mara has obviously told Aedin he's brought the wrong sub.---
Aedin: I gotta go change my sub
Aedin: Didn't realize I was /THF. (Real perceptive.)
I start a /tell convo with Mara about how pissed I am with the pt. And in comes...
Aedin: I need a beer
Aedin Or a joint
Ok. This is where I draw the line. If this were a player I trusted, or someone I really thought could handle themselves fucked up, I wouldn't mind. But you've already fucked up enough sober. You think that'll make you BETTER?!
Marajade: aed, change sub, get back, then maybe beer/pot
Marajade: and you are already not quite normal, so I would recomend against it (AMEN!)
Aedin: lol shut up spider puller
(That's it. I ask the BLM for a D2.)
Cubswoo: Guys, sorry, but I don't think this is going to work out.
Aedin: Yes it will
Oracant: just hold on to yo taru pants
Cubswoo: If it does, it won't be with me.
Cubswoo: Dark, D2 me home.
Darkdominion: now, your sure now?
Oracant: dark don't do it! (WTF #X. If I want to go home, I'm going home. Even without the D2, I would have warped. But to tell the BLM not to? Insane.)
Cubswoo: I was sure when I saw the fifth Refresh <call>
Darkdominion: fine, good bye Cubswoo
It's one extreme or the other. Either I'm with 5 total fuckwits or a couple of control freaks.
Oh well, Seek flag up, the next /invite is the next /invite. Anyone need a SMN? ^^
SMN/WHM (Our intrepid Hero)
THF/NIN
SAM/WAR
BLM/? (/anon, I'm guessing /SMN)
PLD/WAR
RDM/THF (Yes, THF. Didn't realize it until AFTER we'd made it to the Caves.)
Anyway, we get there, food, buffs, etc. Realize I'll have to be main healer. Not my favorite thing, but whatcha gonna do? Then Oracant (our PLD) starts in (all quotes are direct as I transcribe them from my PS2):
: mages
: LOOK FIR THESE MACROS!
: {Refresh} {Paladin} {Please check it.} <call>
: {Regen} {Paladin} {Please check it.} <call>
: {Poisoned} {Poisona} {Please check it.} <call>
: i use those often
Now, I'm all for information - but if you're going to treat me like a fucking child, we can just part ways right now. I was willing to live with it, but then Aedin (the RDM) chimes in:
Aedin: I'll Refresh when I damn well please lol
Oracant: speaking of which
Oracant: i need refresh
Oracant: and regen
Aedin: You don't need Refresh lol (Commentary: WTF. Of course the PLD needs it.)
Oracant: yup
Oracant: yes I do!
Oracant: if u want the mob to stay off your ass y'll give me refresh
Oracant: u'll*
----Sand Spider fight begins----
Oracant: refwesh me!
Oracant: refwesh me!
----60 seconds pass. I Regen the PLD. RDM still has not Refreshed. RDM HAS cast Enwater, though.----
Oracant: REFWESH ME!
----20 seconds later, Refresh is finally cast.----
Near the end of the fight, RDM casts Enblizzard. Leader pipes in.
Marajade (THF/NIN): aed, no melee
Aedin: Why?
Marajade: We don't have a WHM
Aedin: No spiders Mara
Aedin: Beetles...
Marajade: so you need to be able to cure more eficiently
Aedin: B-e-e-t-l-e-s
Marajade: you dont do damage anyways
Now, I'm cool with Mara. She's trying to get the pt working better. I send her a tell thanking her, and the RDM is apparently 'too used to having a WHM in the pt.' Whatever. Moving on.
Aedin: Beetles mara...
Marajade: aed, no melee
Aedin: Mara beetles
Oracant: (Regen <Call> from above.) I'm at ~70% MP, as is the RDM.
Marajade: there arent any (beetles) foo
Aedin: Spiders too evil
Oracant: don't make me spam it!
Oracant: lol
Aedin: Healing quiet
Cubswoo: Mp {Healing!} {Please check it.} (Yup, I'm a smartass.)
Oracant: u got 600something MP! (True. But my max is 848.)
Aedin: I might as well melee
Aedin: Till my kabob goes out (This is where I got pissed. RDM eating a kabob? There's a right way to be a melee RDM, and a wrong way. Guess what way this is?)
Darkdominion (BLM): Should I enfeeble?
Aedin: I'm enfeebling
Aedin: That's what I'm here for
(At this point, I check the pt list to see if the RDM can do any of the BLM exclusive enfeebs. RDM/THF. WTF. Apparently she was farming and didn't change her sub.)
-----Second fight, spider.----
Oracant: (Regen <call> #2)
Oracant: (Regen <call #3, as I'm casting Regen.)
Oracant: HA HA Hit me now!!!
Oracant: (Poison <call> macro.)
Oracant: (Refresh <call> macro.)
Oracant: REFRESH ME!
----10 seconds later----
Aedin: Refresh on Oracant
Oracant: THANK U
Aedin: I'm a highly aggitated RDM so DONT YELL
Oracant: plz Refresh when i ask for it
Oracant: it's helps me keep the monster off your alrdy agitated ass
---Spider fight over, Mara has obviously told Aedin he's brought the wrong sub.---
Aedin: I gotta go change my sub
Aedin: Didn't realize I was /THF. (Real perceptive.)
I start a /tell convo with Mara about how pissed I am with the pt. And in comes...
Aedin: I need a beer
Aedin Or a joint
Ok. This is where I draw the line. If this were a player I trusted, or someone I really thought could handle themselves fucked up, I wouldn't mind. But you've already fucked up enough sober. You think that'll make you BETTER?!
Marajade: aed, change sub, get back, then maybe beer/pot
Marajade: and you are already not quite normal, so I would recomend against it (AMEN!)
Aedin: lol shut up spider puller
(That's it. I ask the BLM for a D2.)
Cubswoo: Guys, sorry, but I don't think this is going to work out.
Aedin: Yes it will
Oracant: just hold on to yo taru pants
Cubswoo: If it does, it won't be with me.
Cubswoo: Dark, D2 me home.
Darkdominion: now, your sure now?
Oracant: dark don't do it! (WTF #X. If I want to go home, I'm going home. Even without the D2, I would have warped. But to tell the BLM not to? Insane.)
Cubswoo: I was sure when I saw the fifth Refresh <call>
Darkdominion: fine, good bye Cubswoo
It's one extreme or the other. Either I'm with 5 total fuckwits or a couple of control freaks.
Oh well, Seek flag up, the next /invite is the next /invite. Anyone need a SMN? ^^