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- Quetzalcoatl
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- Formerly ShakenBake
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- FFXIV
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On my old server we had a news thread where we’d post the current events of the day in a funny manner, and well I wanted to resurrect that here. I don’t know everyone on the server, but I think it’d be a fun way to post about who you know and what events are going on in a light-hearted manner. As a disclaimer, all things said here are jokes, with none to be taken seriously. That said, let’s start the news!
(6/6/2009) As the Quetzalcoatl server turns…
A bunch of people gather to kill Pandemonium Warden for the first time. Upon their failed attempt, they make a pact to try again someday. A person critiquing another’s gear causes some tension among the linkshells teaming up. Three days later they all hate each other, leaving Pandemonium Warden undefeated still.
Urat obtains an Ebisu fishing rod. He is later found in a back alley of Whitegate unconscious, apparently having been beaten to a pulp with a Shall Shell and a Moat Carp. GMs have no leads, though Mdkuser was seen fleeing the area with witnesses noting his hands reeking of fish. That either means Mdkuser is the suspect or…
Matchuu confesses his love to Willya by sending him flowers and a glass coffee table.
Bootz obtains Sarutobi Kyahan from Quu Domi the Gallant, and promptly uses them to kick all the CCers asses for camping it wrong. Quu Domi, now with cold feet, can’t get his life partner Mee Degi the Punisher to put out. And neither can you.
Carste is allowed to go something other than Black Mage to a linkshell event. Unfortunately for him, he is still one-shotted by Genbu and delevels, and in his rage accidentally home points. The next week he is again allowed to come something other than Black Mage, but doesn’t learn his lesson as he is defeated by Bubbly Bernie and delevels yet again.
A pet-only linkshell named PetOphiles is born. Later, a Tarutaru Beastmaster is heard screaming, running through Whitegate, with linkshell leader Bustaballs chasing after him shouting ‘It won’t hurt I promise!’ Damn furries.
Twinblake outparses everyone in a bird merit party on his Puppetmaster. Unwilling to bear the shame, Zaltana attempts to shoot himself in the head. He misses.
Gwathuial hates you. All of you.
Absolution steals a Dynamis zone. Absolution is flamed. Absolution defends their actions. Their defense is ridiculed for being immoral. The flame goes off topic about botting. Botting is defended. Defense of botting is labeled immoral. Whatever happened to common courtesy and just having fun guys?
Final Fantasy XIV trailers are released. Some banned players and players who quit announced earlier that they would never play another MMO by SE. Some banned players and players who quit announce now that they are as giddy as schoolgirls about the upcoming MMO by SE. Irony?
To be continued, please add your own jokes and stories too!
(6/6/2009) As the Quetzalcoatl server turns…
A bunch of people gather to kill Pandemonium Warden for the first time. Upon their failed attempt, they make a pact to try again someday. A person critiquing another’s gear causes some tension among the linkshells teaming up. Three days later they all hate each other, leaving Pandemonium Warden undefeated still.
Urat obtains an Ebisu fishing rod. He is later found in a back alley of Whitegate unconscious, apparently having been beaten to a pulp with a Shall Shell and a Moat Carp. GMs have no leads, though Mdkuser was seen fleeing the area with witnesses noting his hands reeking of fish. That either means Mdkuser is the suspect or…
Matchuu confesses his love to Willya by sending him flowers and a glass coffee table.
Bootz obtains Sarutobi Kyahan from Quu Domi the Gallant, and promptly uses them to kick all the CCers asses for camping it wrong. Quu Domi, now with cold feet, can’t get his life partner Mee Degi the Punisher to put out. And neither can you.
Carste is allowed to go something other than Black Mage to a linkshell event. Unfortunately for him, he is still one-shotted by Genbu and delevels, and in his rage accidentally home points. The next week he is again allowed to come something other than Black Mage, but doesn’t learn his lesson as he is defeated by Bubbly Bernie and delevels yet again.
A pet-only linkshell named PetOphiles is born. Later, a Tarutaru Beastmaster is heard screaming, running through Whitegate, with linkshell leader Bustaballs chasing after him shouting ‘It won’t hurt I promise!’ Damn furries.
Twinblake outparses everyone in a bird merit party on his Puppetmaster. Unwilling to bear the shame, Zaltana attempts to shoot himself in the head. He misses.
Gwathuial hates you. All of you.
Absolution steals a Dynamis zone. Absolution is flamed. Absolution defends their actions. Their defense is ridiculed for being immoral. The flame goes off topic about botting. Botting is defended. Defense of botting is labeled immoral. Whatever happened to common courtesy and just having fun guys?
Final Fantasy XIV trailers are released. Some banned players and players who quit announced earlier that they would never play another MMO by SE. Some banned players and players who quit announce now that they are as giddy as schoolgirls about the upcoming MMO by SE. Irony?
To be continued, please add your own jokes and stories too!
