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Swishiee

Swishiee

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My friends sent in a couple questions, so far hasn't been answered yet.
 
"its like being a very deadly jew"
 
One time, I fought a Ninja Elephant. Now you see, the thing is with the Ninjelephant, they have the extra appendage, where as I only have the four. You wouldnt want to meet a Ninjelephant in a dark alley. I mean, you wouldnt even want to meet a regular elephant in a dark alley...


Randy asks,
How do you kill a ninja?

Whoa whoa whoa. Whats with all the hostility? Whats a ninja ever done to you? Well i'll answer your question, but I want to point out that I think its very rude of you to ask me that, Randy. There, I said it. I'm going to call you Rude Randy from now on....Rudandy.
 
I love that site, if you want even more ninja goodness, read www.drmcninja.com, it's a webcomic that's pretty good, sometimes the jokes are lame, other times they're hilarious, plus I enjoy the artwork.
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Love the comic. Are these the same guys that wrote the Ninja Guidebook? Some of my favorite quotes from that book:

"Ninjas are mammals."

"The true purpose of Ninja is to flip out and kill people."
 
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