Ask Chu a Question (so he isn't bored)

[Chuash]

Come on... ask me any question... and I'll answer it..

you need advice.. I'll give it to you
questions? I got the answers..

give me some questions..

if its too personal.. send me a PM..

come on!!

 

[Grem]

"What up?"

 

[Chuash]

"What up?"

Nothing much.

 

[oraga]

"Whats the answer to the ultimate question?"

 

[Uzor]

What's the best way to screw a goat?

 

[Taurothar]

"How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?"

 

[Flymop]

Why do I hate happy people?

 

[Dirzain]

Where did you go?

 

[Uzor]

Where can I bail my cat out of jail?

And additionally;

How can I get my cat to stop robbing the liquor store?

 

[Chuash]

"Whats the answer to the ultimate question?"

The answer to the ultimate question is: 24.

What's the best way to screw a goat?

Dangle a carrot on a stick and string, while you get it from behind.

"How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?"

Licks only... a lot.

Why do I hate happy people?

You hate happy people because... you just do.

Where did you go?

Where did I go, as in: How come I'm not on FFXI. I left cause of personal reasons.

Where can I bail my cat out of jail?
And additionally;
How can I get my cat to stop robbing the liquor store?

You can bail your cat out of jail at the Police Station.
To make your cat stop robbing the liquor store, tie up your cat.

 

[Veovis]

Heres a genuine question.

What part of the bay area are you from?

San Jose here, obviously.

 

[Trippyhippy]

The answer to the ultimate question is: 24.

It's 42, not 24.

Dangle a carrot on a stick and string, while you get it from behind.

Actually, you do it on the edge of a cliff so the goat will keep backing into you. Your way will just make it harder to keep it still.

 

[Uzor]

It's 42, not 24.

No, that's the answer to the meaning of life.

Answer to the ultimate question is the ultimate answer.

what came first, the hen or the egg?

 

[Chuash]

What part of the bay area are you from?

Not really bay area, Stockton.

what came first, the chicken or the egg?

Ok. The chicken and the egg are in bed. Chicken is smoking a cigerate.

 

[Trippyhippy]

No, that's the answer to the meaning of life.

Answer to the ultimate question is the ultimate answer.

no, that is the answer to the ultimate question. Put them together and you have the meaning of life.

 

[Grem]

the answer to life, the universe and everything in it, the ultimate question.

 

[Claxton]

have you ever had your asshole licked by a large man in an overcoat?

 

[Chuash]

have you ever had your asshole licked by a large man in an overcoat?

No.. lol

 

[Killerclown]

have you ever had your asshole licked by a large man in an overcoat?

lmao nice post

 

[Demonknightx]

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat?