Ask Chu a Question (so he isn't bored)

why did you ignore everyone else's posts and not kire/Blazn's? :P
 
Ithenas said:
Chu, what is best in life?
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The best thing in life is no lines at the Super Wal-Mart.

Uzor said:
What is my credit card number? And additionally, what email address do I have?And why does one become a dentist? Who actually want to stare in to peoples mouths every day?
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Your credit card number is... a random selection of numbers.
The email address you have is the one you made.
The people that become dentists are the ones that like to give others pain.
I guess I would want to stare into other peoples' mouths everyday just so I can think of evil things to put in their mouth, but actually don't to anything.

Moriki said:
If a tree falls in the woods, and crushes a professional athelite, which major shoe company will offer him an endorsement first?
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Nobody will, the guy is crushed... to death.

Neggy said:
What am i thinkin?
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You're thinking of my ass.

Tyrisian said:
If I xerox a mirror i open a gateway to the 6th dimension, um.. how do i close it? Reply quickly please.... it's expanding rapidly....
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You un-xerox it.

Alyada said:
Why do men have nipples?
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Men have nipples so that they can run by windows and press them againest the glass, leaving a nipple print.

Propagandhi said:
Why does my penis have sideburns?
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Your penis has sideburns cause you probably trim weird.

toqabowl said:
Why is it, everytime i pick my nose, it's full again in fifteen minutes??? where did i put that bag??...... hmmm
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The reason why your nice is always full every 15minutes is cause you always pick your nose every 15 minutes. The reason it seems full is cause you never flick off the snot off of your finger.
And that bag is somewhere.

Mistra said:
How do I get rid of this erection I've had for the past 79 hours?
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Jerk it off.
 
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Legomyeggo's Keys

Legomyeggo said:
Where are my keys?
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The last place you put them.

Legomyeggo said:
No, seriously, where are my car keys? I can't find them.
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In the car.
Legomyeggo said:
WHERE ARE MY FUCKIN' KEYS?!
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O.O AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! Put a key finder on it!! DAMN!!

Legomyeggo said:
Why dont my keys have nipples?
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Your keys don't have nipples cause they're metal.
 
Have you ever been to a goat show and if so, why?
 
it's donkey show >.> not goat D:
 
I wanted to add to the dentist deal. I dont think its for the pain... its because they dont do shit and make a ton of money. My friends dad is a dentist and he makes a boat load of cash and whenever i would goto him for a teeth cleaning i would see him for ohh 5 mins tops. He comes in checks your teeth checks your xrays and say "keep brushing and flossing, your teeth look nice" +400 dollars for him
 
Chuash said:
(I've been busy so I haven't been able to come on, been trying to find a place to live at before next month)
The sky is blue cause of the reflection of the sea.
I'm bored cause I'm not on FFXI.
You're giving me questions cause you're bored too and want to see what I'll post.
It will stop never.
(I'll answer other questions later)
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your wrong about the sea lol its particals in the air what reflects blue like when you shine a light into a primsim you get alot of colours well the angle of the sun light at the sky brings out the blue
 
Why do my eyes hurt when I drink my morning coffee?

edit: AND

Why are my cat AND dog afraid of the 10week old cat we are baby sitting?
 
Kire said:
your wrong about the sea lol its particals in the air what reflects blue like when you shine a light into a primsim you get alot of colours well the angle of the sun light at the sky brings out the blue
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/em slaps Kire.

Neche said:
Why do my eyes hurt when I drink my morning coffee?
Why are my cat AND dog afraid of the 10week old cat we are baby sitting?
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Your eyes hurt cause of:
A. You just woke up and you got that nasty eye crust stuff.
B. The coffee might be too hot so the steam will be going into your eyes.
C. You're retarded.

I personally would pick "C", but its your choice.

Depending on the age of your cat and dog, I'm guessing they are about a year or something. Your cat and dog are both horny animals in nature so they don't want to be considered perverts for "playing" with a 10 week old pussy.
 
Kire said:
your wrong about the sea lol its particals in the air what reflects blue like when you shine a light into a primsim you get alot of colours well the angle of the sun light at the sky brings out the blue
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You are wrong too.

Sunlight is all colors mixed together, and all those colors have different wave lengths. When the light hits the atmosphere, it is difused by the Oxygen it comes in contact with. Blue has the shortest wavelength and is diffused 5 -10 times more than any other color. That's why it appears blue.
 
I need to make more money. I'm getting calls about potential promotions with other companies, but I'm making good money here. Oh great psychic chuey, where should I go with this?

Also, I need more pussy. Is the abortion clinic a viable pick-up place for that? I mean, all the girls there put out. That is why they're there, right?
 
Trippyhippy said:
You are wrong too.
Sunlight is all colors mixed together, and all those colors have different wave lengths. When the light hits the atmosphere, it is difused by the Oxygen it comes in contact with. Blue has the shortest wavelength and is diffused 5 -10 times more than any other color. That's why it appears blue.
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/em slaps Trippyhippy

Legomyeggo said:
Okay, I found my keys. What cereal should I have? Captain Crunch or Fruit Loops.
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Depends on what kind of Captain Cruch it is.

Bedwarmer said:
If your looking for someplace to live, why haven't you looked here? http://sfbay.craigslist.org/cgi-bin...reviation=apa&minAsk=min&maxAsk=max&bedrooms=
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I didn't look there because a lot of apartments aren't advertised on that website.
 
Kotsu said:
Also, I need more pussy. Is the abortion clinic a viable pick-up place for that? I mean, all the girls there put out. That is why they're there, right?
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Bethany: Then - I don't mean to sound ungrateful - but what are you doing hanging around?
Jay: We're here to pick up chicks.
Bethany: Excuse me?
Jay: We figure an abortion clinic is a good place to meet loose women. Why else would they be there unless they like to f***?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120655/quotes

^_^
 
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